Old Muse in a huff.

[assetsfeminine]

...out of all the "usernames" you could choose, why this one? Do you think it's funny?! [Her claws are out and her teeth are bared.] I get the reference and I don't appreciate it. Change it. Now.

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[whirlwind_wolfman]

Take some solace in the fact that it's at least International Women's Day?

[You know. Feminine. Women. That whole... connection, there.

Helpful? Probably not.]

[assetsfeminine]

That isn't what they meant. [A somewhat forlorn sigh.] It's part of a song.

[Then again...] Is there really a day for that?

[whirlwind_wolfman]

....is it at least a pleasant song?

[Jon isn't really a music person.]

Aye, there is. My own Mun tends to make a big deal of such things. There are a lot of special days that tend to excite them. And that excitement usually trickles down to us, one way or the other.

[changethendie]

[well, Loki's giggling] That song wherein the villain sings of his sweet, vile desire to claim you? [yeah, he's a bit crass when it comes to women; being surrounded by sexist Vikings will do that]

[assetsfeminine]

[No. Stop it. Loki looks like a child. This is wrong. Bail. Bail.]

...if you know, don't ask.

[changethendie]

I'm only alerting the rest of this good community of the reference. It's a public service!

[he IS a child, which just makes everything worse]

[assetsfeminine]

Did it need to know? [No. No it did not.] He was out of line saying it in the first place!

[changethendie]

It sounded like a compliment to me. [he sounds kind of confused. isn't that how everybody picks up the ladies? but he quickly raises placating hands, making a "down, girl" gesture]

Though in the spirit of seriousness, I concede the rest was most creepy.

[assetsfeminine]

Not the way he said it. I know what he wanted and I've always loved Simba! [She curls a lip at the gesture.] He was most creepy.

[changethendie]

I see. [llllllowers his hands] Your writer is simply enjoying a lark at your expense. Pay it no mind.

[grins] If it makes you feel better, you'll lose the ability to notice once you leave this realm!

[orions_shadow]

Do lions have assets?

I know that it's referring to... Pretty sure it isn't the same thing.