Voice Testing Alternate Timeline

[ace_of_clubs]

Shut up already!

This is my pipe, there are many like it, but this one is mine. You can take it from me on the twelfth of never, got it?!

And what's the big idea of sending me to some time when Luffy of all people is gonna be bigger and emotionally deader or something?! LIKE HELL NO! YOU THINK I WILL GO ALONG WITH THAT?

Come here! I WILL FIND MORE STUFF TO WRECK!

[And the ten year old proceeds to throw an epic tantrum and create mass destruction with a pipe while his mun just stays the fuck out of the way.]

[Done?]

[Nah. He's still going.]

[When he is calmer though, he has a mountain of trash.]

[Approach with caution.]

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[whitehunter]

[ .... this is familiar. He's not sure how to feel. ]

Done screaming yet, brat?

[ace_of_clubs]

I don't scream. I roar.

[thatched]

Oh look, they come in pint size.

[forgive him a little squee. He's never seen bitty Ace before]

What do you plan to do with all this junk, ma petite Acelette?

[whitehunter]

More like mewl like a kitten. [ this is not going to end well. ]

[ace_of_clubs]

[Enjoy your pipe bash to the shins Smoker.]

[Unless you dodge.]

[Because yeah.]

[Angry chibi is angry, what did you expect?]

Was that all kitten mewling too?

[whitehunter]

[ Nah, he'll just go smoke. ]

What was that? I just heard more mewling.

[ace_of_clubs]

[GLARE.]

Who the fuck are you?

[Thatch no. Baby Ace is even more feral!]

[ace_of_clubs]

[Well, now he's just aiming for Smoker's throat and head.]

[ATTTAAAACK!]

Yeah we'll see how funny that is when I bust your eardrums!

[imvho]

[How about a very big muscular Buddha delicately taking hold of Lil' Ace™ around the wrist mid rampage.]

Please cease.

[thatched]

Name's Thatch. Pleased to meet you. [grin] Care to go for a beer?

[ace_of_clubs]

[Is that Sengoku?]

[....]

[NAH, THE RAGE ISN'T CEASING.]

[MORE FERAL FREAKING OUT AND FLAILING WITH THE PIPE YO!]

LET ME GO! I GOTTA SMASH MORE STUFF!

[FLAILS!]

[ace_of_clubs]

[......]

[Admittedly, this is STRANGE enough to give Ace some pause, and slow interest.]

[First of all, you are REALLY tall.]

[And weird.]

[SO WEIRD.]

[HOW ARE YOU EVEN AN ADULT?!]

[Don't you know Adults are supposed to like... NOT encourage drinking and shit.]

[Although then again, free beer.]

[Who can refuse free beer, right?]

[Certainly not Ace, ten years old though he is.]

Maybe.

[Eyes suspiciously. You look more skilled with those swords than the usual East Blue riffraff, so you gotta be like at least on Bogart's level, which could be troublesome, because Ace doesn't want to lose his pipe okay? Okay.]

[Still, he thinks a pipe to the kneecaps might wipe the annoying smirk away.]

[It's just so tempting!]

You buying?

[Depending how you phrase that you may or may not get mugged.]

[rubber_kid]

[sets his pipe on the ground and crawls into the mountain of trash to see if there's anything interesting.

Rustle rustle clink clink]

[thatched]

Now would I be a gentleman if I wasn't?

[he's so angry and adorable. Thatch just wants to cheek smoosh him.]

[imvho]

[He wishes, Sengoku's hat is awesome.

With the same gentility of handling an eggshell, Zhen Chan calmly grips the top of the pipe too. Mostly so Ace doesn't accidentally smack himself in the face or something now he's been restrained.]

For what purpose? Does destruction of the physical world repair your spiritual world?

[ace_of_clubs]

[Hi Luffy.]

[....]

[You know how Ace is a TOTAL ASSHOLE the younger he is?]

[Now is not an exception.]

[He just straight up tries to kick Luffy off the mountain to fall to the bottom.]

[Bye Luffy!]

[ace_of_clubs]

[GROOOOOOOWLS.]

[You do have some cool beads dude, but reminding him of Dadan isn't endearing right now.]

[Especially not while trying to restrain him in the midst of epic destruction!]

What are you talking about!? I just want to destroy!

[Don't make such a big thing of it, etc.]

[ace_of_clubs]

How the hell should I know?

I've never met a gentle-anything before.

[Scowl.]

[Armfold.]

[He doesn't trust this.]

[But if you lead on he will follow.]

[Don't pinch his cheeks unless you want a very feral bite and claw flailing.]

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[rubber_kid]

Ahhhhhh!

[lands on his head]

[rubber_kid]

You jerk!

[rubber_kid]

Oh hey a wheel! [rolls to his feet and tries to tug it out] Na, Ace, we should make a cart and ride it down the hill. [pull pull]

[thatched]

Well then you'll just have to trust me.

[shrugs and starts to walk off listening. Come one, Acelette, follow the big bad wolf]

[ace_of_clubs]

I don't trust anyone.

[That's a lie. He trusts his brothers. But anyway, he is following because you might have money. And/or free beer.]

[Ace is the type to also follow the Pied Piper and like it anyway so you know...]

[There's that too.]

[thatched]

That happens. But you don't have to trust someone to get some free beer. [As long as Ace believes it it doesn't matter if it makes sense or not]

That's some awesome destruction back there, by the way. Venting your spleen or just redecorating the landscape?

[imvho]

Why?

[The single most annoying question of all time. Just perfectly serenely handling all this rage like it ain't even a thing, because he is a saint with more patience than any mountain you'd care to mention.]