BUSTS THROUGH THE DOOR FOR GORILLAZ PHASE FOUR

[bass_shagging]

As if any place is really equipped t' handle me, but I do appreciate all the effort yer puttin' into this, love.

Just make sure there's plenty of rrrrrum t' go around wherever it is I end up.

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[missing1ship]

Don't bother, live free forever and stay homeless.

Great less deal of unnecessary dramatics, death, stomping on by great giant metal men, famine, disease, being punched in the face by men dressed like bats and buggery.

[bass_shagging]

[considering.]

Dressed like bats and buggery or dressed like bats and also there was some general buggery to be had?

Just want th' clarification before I sign another contract, mate.

[missing1ship]

I didn't stick around to ask about his personal life, mate. He introduced himself as a champion of justice and I showed myself the door.

But a man that wears pants that tight probably knows a great deal about buggery.

[bass_shagging]

[oh no, you have him cackling, Jack. this could be the start of a semi-acceptable friendship.] Can't argue with that one!

[And not at all ashamed to say he has experience with both of those. But really, that's to be expected for a man of his elite rockstar fame, right?]

[missing1ship]

[Jack is the most charming man ever true story best friend]

Aye, and apparently there's a league of these tight pants wearing gentlemen just idling about in various places. No consideration for the rest of us normal citizens, just wandering about with pants lodged in their nethers punching innocent pirates in the face.

Terrible, a plague, lad.

Someone should go do something about it before it gets out of control.