what even is this

[losesbest]

No, go on, I'm listening.

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[custardfishsticks]

Don't be so sure, I only just evened things out again.

[losesbest]

You're so fun when you're trying to play the odds.

[custardfishsticks]

Unless they're against you.

[losesbest]

Aren't they always?

[custardfishsticks]

If you were more reasonable about it-

Oh but who am I kidding.

[losesbest]

Bit rich, coming from you. Isn't it?

[custardfishsticks]

I'm not the one trying to take over planets on a nearly regular basis.

[We're not going to speak of wiping out species.]

[losesbest]

Don't be ridiculous. You're the one who makes them explode instead.

[Oh he went there.]

[custardfishsticks]

...

Not usually.

[losesbest]

Just every now and then, right?

[custardfishsticks]

Are you getting at something?

[losesbest]

I don't know, am I?

[custardfishsticks]

[Flattest of flat looks.]

Well maybe you should figure that out.

[losesbest]

[You're using that look a lot today.]

Don't see why I should.

[custardfishsticks]

[sigh.]

Suit yourself, then. I'm sure you will, you always do.

[losesbest]

Then why even ask?

[custardfishsticks]

If we skipped all the completely obvious parts of the conversation it'd be half as long. So why even say anything anymore?

[losesbest]

And the other option is what, hand signals?

[custardfishsticks]

[eyeroll]

Really doesn't suit you, pretending to be obtuse.

[losesbest]

Oh, I don't know. It seems to have its uses, don't you think?