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Oswald Cobblepot ([personal profile] blackumbrella) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2015-02-14 01:29 pm

Gotham... yes, again. Mun is having issues.

Dear Mundane,

I won't call you "dearest", because you don't deserve it right now. I thought I was one of the few here that you cared about, but then you subjected me to... that. I don't care how bored or stressed you are. If necessary, I will give you something to do. I have a list.

I hope you know you have a lot to make up for.

Also, stop stressing yourself over someone who was behaving like a petty, whiny little child. It's not worth it, and it's making you obnoxious to deal with. Do me a favor and find something relaxing. Have a cup of tea. Watch a movie. Play a video game. It doesn't matter to me as long as it gets your mind off things you shouldn't be bothering with in the first place.

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Good girl. Now find something else.

Sincerely,
Oswald Cobblepot
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[personal profile] understatedhero 2015-02-16 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
Well.

I'm surprised if she's actually listening to you.
Edited (typos suck) 2015-02-16 05:42 (UTC)