Muse has been knocking around for a while - because the world always needs more modern!Les Mis..

[barricade_poet]

 Okay, well - 'knocking around' makes it sound worse than it is. I didn't think I was being that loud.
 

This is alright though. Not as bad as I've heard some of the others say, at least. Unless I'm here to be proven wrong, in which case...I'll just have to hope you're feeling nice, I suppose

What's next, anyway? A game, or..?

Comments

[daringwaistcoat]

It's pretty good most of the time with muns, I think, kiddo. You just get them to like you and you've got it made.

[barricade_poet]

[He considers the suggestion with a smile]

I like to think I can manage that without too much trouble

[daringwaistcoat]

Well, if anybody besides me can do it, that'd have to be you, right?

[barricade_poet]

True, true - come on though,[Patting Bahorel's cheek playfully] how can anyone not love that face?

How long have you been hanging around, anyway? Much I should know?

[under_separate_cover]

[Of course, Grand-R grins when she sees this person]

Jehan! It's so great to see you! It really is!

[[Er, R? I don't think that's your Jehan Prouvaire, considering I do NOT know this particular mundane, unfortunately.]]

Oh bah! They're all mine, if they're "modernised" like me.

[[Oh dear... I'm so sorry for her-- over-enthusiasm, Jehan-mun.... x3]]

[barricade_poet]

Hey!

[Don't worry - the grin's returned as he pulls R into a hug]

It's great to see you too - how have you been?

[Grantaire's Grantaire; Jehan isn't picky :) And hey, enthusiasm is good!]

[under_separate_cover]

[[Aww, cheers for that, Jehan-mun. x3 he's utterly ADORABLE, with a capital A-D-O-R-A-B-L-E, he really IS! srsly though, did you happen to be part of the ModernesProject when it was still alive? //mourns its death =(]]

Oh! [R is clearly slightly surprised by the hug, and without any wood between them, either; still though, she quickly adapts to the idea of being hugged by someone without a boner, and she finally plasters the grin back on her face, and hugs him back.]

Oh, y'know, I've been okay. Bored, mostly, even if the Mundane seems to want to play me freaking everywhere! Like, seriously: she's neglecting one of her genuine original characters for little old moi.

[barricade_poet]

[ooc: Noo, I didn't! What was it?]

That's good though, right? Better than being ignored, at any rate

[under_separate_cover]

[[omg you don't even KNOW of it and yet you're PLAYING an absolutely PERFECT looking specimen? x3 <3 oh man, that is AWESOME! sorry, sorry; it's just an old Diary Land acct where we kept various prompts for ALL the "Modernes" muses (ie, Madeleine C. (I'm sorry, i TOTES forget her last name! D=) as Combeferre reincarnated, and Lina Capernaum, as a Musichetta reincarnation, and of course, where would the revolution be without RON something-or-other as a damned Courfeyrac Moderne?? lol!)]]

Ahh, true enough, I suppose... Though I'd rather be bored and drunk right now, what with some of the utterly ridiculous scenarios this mun likes to throw me into. I mean, seriously? She's "practising" her smut writing at this place called the Love Hotel-- which I have taken to calling the HO-Tell No-Tell, of course. And she does it with me alone, since her other major muse is completely asexual-- and no, it's NOT E, sad to say!-- and of course, she puts me into everything-- or tries to, at least!

[barricade_poet]

[Ohh that sounds so awesome! No, Jehan's only had an account a day or two :) ]

Oh..well, that certainly sounds..[He's not entirely sure what he makes of that to be honest]

I'm not sure that's the sort of place I'd want to be sent, at any rate.

[under_separate_cover]

[[ooc: awww! well, let me just reiterate: you are doing an AWESOME job of drawing a perfect picture of a modern Jehan... x3 <3 i mean: i would absolutely LOVE to know what his backstory is, of course, but-- well, again, GREAT JOB! =3]]

Oh, yes, indeed. I honestly think I will swear off sex forever if I can ever escape this damned No-Tell, even with other women, yes! Seriously though: it's that bad. I mean, you're dosed with aphrodisiacs every time you open a damned door in that place, or turn a corner, or-- y' know, whatever happens to trigger the fucking stuff in the air-- no pun intended, of course!

[R's eyes widen, as she suddenly realises what foul language is coming out of her mouth around Jehan; normally she tries to keep her mouth soapy-water clean when she's talking with the poet.]

I mean-- sorry! Sorry! Didn't mean to go off like that... It's just-- it's so damned frustrating, ya know?

[barricade_poet]

[[Ahh, thank you so much! There's a few things I want to tweak with it, but hopefully it'll be on his bio at some point :)]]

[The more he hears about the place, the less Jehan likes it - so much so that his expression folds into one of genuine concern]

Aphrodisiacs..? That's horrible - what about consent..? I mean, if you're being exposed to drugs, nothing that happens there can be considered really willing

[Oh, trust me - the swearing is no big deal. Jehan's does it enough himself when he's angry or flustered enough]

Oh, don't worry - I can only imagine 'frustrating' is the tip of the iceberg.

[Touching his friend's arm]

Please promise me you'll stay safe..?

[under_separate_cover]

[[Aww! Well, then, AWESOME! x3 I'll have to figure out a way to set up a notification system whenever someone on my Watching List actually changes their Profile/bio/etc...! =) <3]]

Of course, there's no such thing as consent, in the HO-Tell. Silly Jehan; Tricks are for Kids!

[And of course, because R is R, she grins crookedly at Jehan as she processes the last thing he says to her.]

Aww, really now? Reminding me to stay safe, like I haven't had the "Safe Sex" talk from both my parents-- well, my big bro, at least-- and the school? Well, schools plural, given that I went somewhere different every damned year...