eyeing maskormenace

[withgreatbleach]

Oh, I see. Now you're going to try to make time for me? Way to make a guy feel wanted!

[ He's still smiling even as he says that, though. ]

Still, can't complain too much — it'd be nice to see Pete and little May. Then again, I guess she's not so little now, huh? Even... okay, saying it'd be "nice" to see Kaine might be too much of a stretch.

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[jackpots]

Uh.

[ STRANGER DANGER!!!!! ]

Do I know you?

[withgreatbleach]

P- probably not? [ yeah he's starting to realize how sketch he sounds. TIME FOR FURIOUS BACKPEDALLING! ] We— we're friends in my world! Or time. Whatever. I'm exactly sure what the right word is? The point is, um, I'm Peter's... cousin... and that's how I know you. Or, um, a you.

[jackpots]

[ bro. this is mj. come on bro. frowns. this whole thing is shady as fuck. ]

I didn't know Peter had cousins. Alternate... world... cousins.

[candidly]

It's basically a clusterfuck, MJ. But if you just roll with it, it'll all be good.

[jackpots]

Hey, Gwen.

[ at least theres one sensible person here ]

Isn't that really our life at this point though?

[candidly]

Yeah, more or less. A little more around these parts.

[jackpots]

That's why I try not to poke my head into this place. It's too ridiculous for me to deal with. Like, my life is already bad enough as it is.

[ sigh ]

[withgreatbleach]

[ you really would think he'd be better at explaining, considering how much of it he has to do. but, alas, you would be wrong. ]

And I didn't know there were... alternate tiny MJ's. Well, I mean, I know you were— uh, little in the past, obviously you'd have to be to grow up, and—

[ COUGHS. Shakes his head. That went terribly. ] What I'm trying to say is: sorry! This is weird for me, too.

[shutterbugged]

Oh my god. It's MJ, stop being a creeper.

[withgreatbleach]

Well, you try explaining to a teenager that she's pregnant!

[ oh my god Ben stop talking forever ]

I mean. In... the future. Where... look, maybe you should just web my mouth shut for a while.

[jackpots]

[ s c r e a m s. ]

[withgreatbleach]

[ HE'S SO SORRY. for... being him... ]

[daughteroftheoriginal]

[Please stop talking]

No one wants to hear that, really.

[withgreatbleach]

I... I get that now.

[ Shame he didn't get that BEFORE HE SAID IT. ]

[jackpots]

[ SWEATS NERVOUSLY. WHAT IS HAPPENING ]

I don't think you're really helping yourself. But. Uh. Hi.

[withgreatbleach]

Yyyyyeah, I'd have to agree.

[ YEAH HE'S JUST GOING TO FACEPALM AT HIMSELF FOR A WHILE HOPE THAT'S COOL ]

Hi.