voice testing

[watermelogisty]

[A clear of the throat.

A puffed-up chest.

Hands on his hips.

And a look of adorable determination.]

Attention, citizens of-- whatever place this is!

My name is

STEVEN☆UNIVERSE!

I'm a Crystal Gem! [ Pointing at himself with his thumb, puffing his chest out even more.] And it's my sworn duty to protect everyone who needs protecting!

So never fear! Steven is here!




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...what is this place, anyway?

Comments

[gonnawin]

Any dope can do that! No good... And I doubt a squirt like you has ever explored ancient ruins...

[watermelogisty]

Oh! I've done that! I've done that loads of times!

[gonnawin]

Oooh! Then here's what's gonna happen, Kevin! [Steven, Wario.] We're gonna loot some places! I need a chump to carry my treasure so I can take even more!

[watermelogisty]

Treasure? What kind of treasure?

[gonnawin]

Eveeeeeeeeeery kind! I'mma gonna bag a bazillion coins, vanish vases, grab gold, snatch silver, burgle bronze, pocket platinum! Get ready for some real greed- 'cos greed is good, but I'm great! Yahahahahooo!

[He sure does love treasure.]