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[watermelogisty]

[A clear of the throat.

A puffed-up chest.

Hands on his hips.

And a look of adorable determination.]

Attention, citizens of-- whatever place this is!

My name is

STEVEN☆UNIVERSE!

I'm a Crystal Gem! [ Pointing at himself with his thumb, puffing his chest out even more.] And it's my sworn duty to protect everyone who needs protecting!

So never fear! Steven is here!




[...]


...


[...]


...what is this place, anyway?

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[gonnawin]

[Wario picks his nose in response.]

Shaddap, kid. No one cares.

[No Wario. This is incorrect.]

[under_separate_cover]

[Here, have a wry, sarcastic smile from the young woman in front of you all of a sudden, and of course, an apologetic wince when she hears what Wario below, is saying!]

I'm sorry, just ignore the big, smelly lug in the corner, there... [And she makes a dismissive gesture at him, of course.] But hey, welcome to Hell, kiddo!

[freakame]

Gee, I'm still trying to work that out.

[watermelogisty]

Oh. O-kay...

Do you know where I am?

[watermelogisty]

That's okay! Some people are just-- wait, what?
Whaddya mean?

[watermelogisty]

Are you lost too?
I don't even know how I got here...

[under_separate_cover]

[R's smirk widens, at the young man's obvious confusion.]

I mean-- welcome to Hell, of course. Or Purgatory, if you prefer, but-- I do like the damned imagery of Hell sooo much better!

[freakame]

Have you fallen into any monitors lately? 'Cause that's how I got here--I think. Usually the other guy comes out when this kinda thing happens.

[shoulda_toined]

Tink of it as da backstage. Da details are a bit more complicated den dat, but dat's da gist of it.

(Bugs is, by the way, convinced that unless canon specifically makes it impossible, Looney Tunes is being syndicated in every other fictional universe.)

[gonnawin]

You're in-

[Bad guy lightbulb moment-]

My backyard, you little trespasser!

[watermelogisty]

[ Bless you, Bugs. ]

Backstage? Like a movie?

[watermelogisty]

Nnnoooo. [ Hmmm. ] I don't think so, anyway.

Wait, what other guy?

[watermelogisty]

What?--Oh! I'm sorry!

[gonnawin]

Argh! Sorry ain't gonna cut it, shorty!

[Wario you are like four foot tall.]

There's a fine for that sort of thing!

[watermelogisty]

[ Wait wait wait, give him a sec. ]

Wait...am I...dead??!

[watermelogisty]

[ Wario, you are such a bully. ]

But I don't have any money!

[gonnawin]

No cash!? Grrrrg-

Then until you pay off yer debt, you work for me, got it!?

that icon

[watermelogisty]

Wait, what do I have to do?

I have many and varied icons of various degrees of ICness

[gonnawin]

Hmmm...You know anything about making videogames?

wonderful :D

[watermelogisty]

Huuuuh...not really.
But I know how to play them!

[gonnawin]

Any dope can do that! No good... And I doubt a squirt like you has ever explored ancient ruins...

[shoulda_toined]

Or da theater.

(Still expecting to be recognized, by the way. He's kind of a big deal.)

1/2

[buttflapoption]

[And then suddenly a lady dressed in these rags.]

Would you believe...

[buttflapoption]

THE INNER SUBCONSCIOUS OF THE MIND?

[under_separate_cover]

[R's smirk-- vanishes from her face, of course, as she realises that the little tyke is panicking on her.]]

What! NO! No, I don't think you're dead! At least, I'm not... anymore, anyway. I mean-- honestly: I just use the Hell imagery because that's what it feels like in this Mundane's head, all Hell-fire and brimstone.

[[Aww, R, really now. My head is not THAT bad!]]

Mm-hmm... You tell yourself that, Munny.

[watermelogisty]

W-whaa!

[ He starts back a bit, stumbling and falling onto his bum.
Now why would you do that? D: ]

[watermelogisty]

Oh! I've done that! I've done that loads of times!

[watermelogisty]

Oooh.

[ He pauses. ]

Wait, you look familiar...

[gonnawin]

Oooh! Then here's what's gonna happen, Kevin! [Steven, Wario.] We're gonna loot some places! I need a chump to carry my treasure so I can take even more!

[watermelogisty]

Oh...

[ Well this Mun is amused. ]

Wait, who are they?

[ Come on now, Steven. ]

[buttflapoption]

[Survey says: cause it would be fun.]

Oh look, you've got mun brain all over your pants.

[mossbuds]

God, you're so embarrassing. How's anyone gonna come and help if you just scare everyone off?

[shoulda_toined]

Ah, you must watch a lot of Saturday morning cartoons, den.

(Aside:) At least I tink I'm still being syndicated on Saturday mornings. Cable's made everything so complicated.

[watermelogisty]

Treasure? What kind of treasure?

[watermelogisty]

[ Now that's just mean. ]

Wh-wha--no I don't!

[gonnawin]

Eveeeeeeeeeery kind! I'mma gonna bag a bazillion coins, vanish vases, grab gold, snatch silver, burgle bronze, pocket platinum! Get ready for some real greed- 'cos greed is good, but I'm great! Yahahahahooo!

[He sure does love treasure.]

[buttflapoption]

I don't know, that sure does look like a lot of thoughts you've scattered into the wind with your shorts.

[She points to a random spot in the air.]

Oh no, there goes the answers to the next history quiz.

[watermelogisty]

You're that rabbit from the cereal, right?

[shoulda_toined]

Close but no cigah.

(Aside:) Hm. A cereal. Wondah if da bigwigs would go fer dat kinda moich.