Voice test, considering lastvoyages

[divine_right]

We're certainly counting our turkey-ducks before they've hatched, aren't we?

I don't belong in asylum, mundane, and I will not be kept in a prison. You clearly have no idea who I am.

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[fuglyslut]

Just try telling the wardens that. They don't know who anyone is.

[divine_right]

Wardens?

Why is there more than one?

[fuglyslut]

Barge Reform School: Now with Personalized Attention!

Ugh.

[divine_right]

I'm beginning to think something isn't translating.

It's a school? Or a prison?

[fuglyslut]

Well, it can't really be a prison. It's not like I've ever done anything illegal. Besides, we have a crappy spa and things?

[divine_right]

Then why are there Wardens?

[fuglyslut]

They're more like super lame guidance counselors? [Well, hers is.] With superpowers, I guess.

[divine_right]

Benders, then. [Eyes narrow] Easily taken care of. How do they prevent prisoners from escaping?

[yougottadealwithit]

Uh, who are you?

[snarkandart]

It's okay to be unknown, missy. Makes it easier to steal things, after all.

[divine_right]

[Somehow she knew if she didn't see another one of you people again it would still be too soon.]

A peasant ought to be aware when they are in the presence of their superiors, but I suppose you cannot all know better, or you wouldn't be from the Water Tribe.

omg a jane :| I heard her voice right away.

[divine_right]

I'm a Princess. Soon to be crowned Fire Lord! [...Yeah, you keep dreaming, sparkycheeks :|] I have no need for petty thievery!

[yougottadealwithit]

[WHAT. WHAT DID SHE JUST HEAR.] I'm not a peasant! And neither is anyone from the Water Tribe, and you definitely aren't my superior, if that's what you think.

[divine_right]

Do all of you lead such rich fantasy lives, I wonder?

[yougottadealwithit]

I know all firebenders aren't that stuck up.

[divine_right]

It's easy to be this 'stuck up' when you're right.

[yougottadealwithit]

[Korra is making THE MOST ANNOYED FACE.] You're crazy.

[divine_right]

[Low and controlled.] I am not. Crazy. Who have you been talking to?

[cheese_for_everyone]

Oh we all know who you are; Princess slash soon to be fire lord Azula. Bends fire and lightning to her will!

Not much of a snappy dresser though.

[divine_right]

[There is a look of brief outrage that dies down to a deriding sniff.]

And you're one to talk?

[cheese_for_everyone]

I think my clothes are pretty fitting for my position.

[divine_right]

I'm sure the circus misses you very much.

[cheese_for_everyone]

Oh I've always wanted to join a circus!

[Then he looks serious.]

But no, your guess is wrong. Care to take another one or should I just tell you now?

[divine_right]

Does it matter?

[cheese_for_everyone]

Only if you care that you're talking to the god of madness.