i can't believe i'm doing this. game is melodiesoflife

[occupiesvitalregions]

You're making a great decision here, mun. Bringing the awesome me to this place is just what it needs! With all the military action going down there, they're lucky to get a guy like me among their ranks who knows what he's doing. That Empire doesn't stand a chance against my might!

... So what if it's been awhile since I've done anything like this? It's in my blood. My very nature! Plus I've been playing plenty of FPSs lately, so I'm totally ready to go. I'm going to be in the Gunner class too, so it's perfect.

Yeah, there won't be any of the other nations there. That's okay, though. How many times do I have to tell you that there's nothing wrong with being alone? I'm totally fine with it!

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[huszar]

We both already know how to swing swords without a communist government! ( GRRr ) And who knows! Russia went into space before America did! But if you want to throw yourself away like that, be my guest!

[occupiesvitalregions]

Right! Which is why I'm going there because their army is outnumbered by this Empire. So if I have no choice but to go to this place, I might as well show them how to not suck at their job.

Wait, they can't be communists! It's supposed to be some kind of kingdom, I think. [Crisis averted??? He was so thrilled with the idea of fighting that he hadn't even considered their governments.]

[huszar]

Who is the king? What's the border situation like? Any nearby empires? ( you know, the usual…

hold up! hands on her hips. ) What's their nation like? ( you know… their… them. )