Voice testing, homeless muse

[oceangem]

Mun? Is that the right word? You humans, and your weird customs. I'm flattered that you want to drag me somewhere, but why me? Why not the bird, or that overgrown purple cat, or even the cube? You don't even know anything about me! You have absolutely no idea if I'm going to turn out to be a good guy, or if I'm going to come back to Earth, and, [she sighs] as you say, "Fuck shit up."

I'm not going to change your mind, am I?

Please don't trap me inside a mirror.



Also, can we please stop the jokes about me stealing Peridot's fingers, and shoving them inside of me? I get it, her fingers aren't attached to her, they move, and probably vibrate. The joke's getting old now.

Comments

[celestial_wizard]

Why would your mun trap you inside a mirror? Isn't it bad enough we're stuck in their heads until they send us somewhere?

[oceangem]

Because he can be kind of sadistic at times. They once trapped me inside of a ring in a display case in a jewelery store.

[celestial_wizard]

That's awful! [ Mun that's not funny. :I ] .. I ... I was trapped inside of a clock myself once... no one should be trapped inside anything. It's the worst thing that could happen to anyone.

[oceangem]

Why were you trapped inside of a clock?

My mun did have me released, and to be fair, at least they weren't the one who had me trapped in a mirror for thousands of years.

[celestial_wizard]

It... a long story. But the people behind it ... they were from a dark guild.

Thousands of years...!? [ She was trapped in a clock for only a few minutes -- though to be fair, it felt like an eternity, slowly merging with it like that. Terrifying. ]

Well, welcome to freedom. Er... such as it is.