Voice testing, homeless muse

[oceangem]

Mun? Is that the right word? You humans, and your weird customs. I'm flattered that you want to drag me somewhere, but why me? Why not the bird, or that overgrown purple cat, or even the cube? You don't even know anything about me! You have absolutely no idea if I'm going to turn out to be a good guy, or if I'm going to come back to Earth, and, [she sighs] as you say, "Fuck shit up."

I'm not going to change your mind, am I?

Please don't trap me inside a mirror.



Also, can we please stop the jokes about me stealing Peridot's fingers, and shoving them inside of me? I get it, her fingers aren't attached to her, they move, and probably vibrate. The joke's getting old now.