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I'm grateful, seriously, but like--

Could you maybe stop describing me as "good for holding witches' purses and earrings"?

I mean, I would but that's beside the point.

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I don't know, it seems super highly relevant to me.

It's better than being on the other end of it, sure. I'd rather be the guy holding their stuff and giving them the vaseline for their faces than be the guy they're after, shit.

Can you imagine how cool that would be? To be a witch's backup. Like, wow. Put it on your resume!

I'd slay every dickhead old-ass waited-for-twenty-years would-be suitor for you, you know that?

Oh my god, that's the sweetest thing anybody's ever said to me.

It takes a special kind of lady to find vengeance sweet. But you're a special kind of lady on a number of fronts. I'd so beat those old jerks down with all those purses for you.

I'm pretty sure, by the way, that what you do counts as a kind of magic or witchcraft. In case you ever need your hands free.

You happen to be right. It's both magic and genius. So you can hold my magic genius purse for me, which, by the way, is purple and sparkles. I hope you're okay with that.

It'll add a splash of much-needed color to my ensemble, right?

Besides, Penelope--anything that has anything to do with you? I'm okay with that.

I'm not sure if that's better than 'she's a Van Helsing, one of those Van Helsings'.

Probably better to be a Van Helsing than to hold a Van Helsing's purse?

Maybe. Depends on what people know about the Van Helsing name, I guess.

I only know what I read.

Well that puts you ahead of most people in the game.

Because I read Dracula rather than relying on any of the movies?

Exactly. I mean, I doubt Bram was totally right either, not like I was around yet to verify, but he seems to have gotten close enough.

They do say the best fiction starts with a kernel of truth.

Family stories say that Bram at least knew a Van Helsing, though how much truth actually made it into the book is anyone's guess.

Anyway, Adelia, nice to meet you.

Hi, Adelia. I'm Dukken.

And it's a pleasure to make your acquaintance, Dukken.

Thanks. You too.

So do you feel like your family's a burden? Or are you enough under the radar that it doesn't matter?

That's a bit... well, six of one, half dozen of the other. The family, no, the reputation, yeah.

Though, for the most part I'm under the radar, since I'm not hunting every damn thing out there, just the one bloodline, and there's few enough of them left.

So you do hunt?

I do. Generally to save some amateur from getting killed trying to take on something they don't know enough about.

Like a public service, then.

About... I'd say thirty percent public service, seventy percent personal. Argument could be made for a forty/sixty split. But only barely.

Would you rather join the party?

I dunno. Part of me says yes, the other part says I should leave it to the people who are better suited to it?

Are you sure you aren't? Suited, I mean. Some things are experiential.

That's a good point. Some things you just can't know until you experience them.

Have you read any de Montaigne? He wrote that, like, concrete experiences have more value in learning than abstraction. He said something like: it's foolish to condemn a thing you haven't experienced for yourself.

Rationally, part of me thinks I can't, but I may not know until I go try it.

I don't read a lot of philosophy, these days; I knew someone who told me about it 'til I felt like there was no point, and now I almost never have time, unfortunately. But I do know a lot about hands-on education, and where I come from, witches are big fans.

Anyway, fuck rational. Not much is perfectly rational about witchcraft.

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Not much is perfectly rational about anything. I'm all for fucking it in favor of actual experiences.

Good! We're agreed.

So, when?

Whenever you're ready, I guess. Just tell me when and where I should show up to have this hands-on experience.

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