Canon is the Force Unleashed; and his thoughts on possibly going to sortinghat_rp

[star_killer]

This is completely ridiculous, Mundane. I should strike you down where you stand for even thinking about sending me there! Of all the places- a magic school? As if I even need magic? I have the Dark Side, I don't need magic.

And I suppose you think my Master would just allow me to go? You're a fool. Now stop thinking about sending me there, and go back to playing your games, because I have more important things to deal with.

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[snatching]

The Dark Side is magic, you big git.

[star_killer]

No it isn't. It's... Power!

Besides, even if it were magic, it's not the same as the kind where my Mundane wants to send me.

[snatching]

So's magic!

Just 'cause you do it different don't mean it ain't the same. Magic's a broad word like that.

[star_killer]

That isn't even the point. The point is, I'm not going, so it doesn't even matter.

[snatching]

You wanna bet?

[star_killer]

Betting with me on this would not be smart.

[snatching]

For you, maybe. Believe it or not, I've been around the block a couple times, and I know, the more you tell 'em to piss off, the more they want you to stick around.

[star_killer]

So what, I'm supposed to just let myself be sent off to some stupid school? I'm not going without a fight, I don't care what you say.

[snatching]

I ain't tellin you not to do it. I'm tellin you to let me watch.

[star_killer]

I don't care what you do.

[snatching]

Good luck then, mate.

[karkdestiny]

Call me crazy, but I'm thinking one's as good as the other.

[star_killer]

Well you're wrong.

[karkdestiny]

Haven't seen anything to prove that.

[star_killer]

I don't need to see it to know that the Dark Side is better and far stronger than magic ever could be.

[karkdestiny]

Isn't it just as reliable?

[star_killer]

What? Magic?

[notmygrandfather]

Um, I don't know about magic -- but the Dark side isn't good. Actually, it's right there in its name. "Dark". Bad.

You probably shouldn't threaten to strike down your mun like that, either. Never mind dark and light -- that's just bad manners.

[star_killer]

Manners? My Master doesn't require me to have manners. I do what I must, and if I have to kill this Mundane, then so be it.

[notmygrandfather]

If you kill your mun, you won't have anyone to talk for you anymore. If you don't care about manners, you gotta care about that logic still.

... who's your master?

[star_killer]

I don't need anyone to talk for me. I can talk for myself!

His name is Darth Vader.

[notmygrandfather]

I'm not sure that's how it w--

... Oh. I-- I didn't know Vader had any apprentices.

[star_killer]

He only has- needs one. Me.

And it's not something that's common knowledge. The only reason I'm even telling you is because you're just a kid. You're not a threat to me.

[notmygrandfather]

I don't want to be a threat to you. It doesn't matter anyway -- Darth Vader died before I was born.

[star_killer]

Good- Wait, what? He died? What are you talking about?

[notmygrandfather]

You must be from my past-- or I'm from your future-- it's a matter of perspective.

[star_killer]

It doesn't matter. How did he die?