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[onearmbetrayal]

Okay, look, mun. You have too many muses already. You have real life shit to deal with. You shouldn't be wasting time like this. I'm all ready to be shoved under the carpet like in canon in just a few -

Wait.

Waiiiiiiiiiit just a minute young lady PUT THAT BOOK ON WEREWOLVES DOWN - crap, I'm too late. Well, if anyone needs me, I guess I'll be trying to stop my best friends from trying to kill me. Or something. I really don't know what she's trying to plan here.

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[shiningheart]

Deep breaths, Arthur, no one's dying.

[onearmbetrayal]

...Lewis? Is that you?

[Haha get it because Lewis is already dead.]

[shiningheart]

Yeah. It's... a face I've been working on. Don't panic, I had a talk with at least two other yous.

So I'm not actually here to punch your face off.

[onearmbetrayal]

Oh, well, that's good. I think. Have you seen any Vivi's around?

[coelestis]

...

[ putting aside the question of 'what the sweet fuck is a werewolf' for a brief moment ]

Why is it such a concern if they plan on trying to kill you?

[ isn't that just how friendship works ]

[onearmbetrayal]

[oh no. this person could be dangerous. anxiety levels rising dramatically.]

I-I mean, I kind of like being alive...and not being killed by friends of mine.

[karma's a bitch, ain't it?]

[coelestis]

[ fuckin weak ]

Well, yes, it is a preferable state. But I don't see what the problem is with retaliating in kind. Especially if you can do so before they themselves make the first strike.

[ just kill all your friends before they kill you just fucking do it ]

this icon is gonna be the entire thread

[onearmbetrayal]

...

I don't think my friends would try to kill me!

[coelestis]

Not if you managed to kill them first, no.

[ seriously just kill your fucking friends ]

[onearmbetrayal]

[WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS. HE IS ONLY AN EEL]

I-I don't want to kill my friends! Why would I want to kill them? Why would THEY want to kill me??

[this fucker should be glad i'm not putting him in murderschool.]

[coelestis]

... didn't you just say you were worried about the possibility of being killed by your "best friend"?

[ GOD WHY ARE HUMANS SO HARD TO FUCKING TALK TO NONE OF YOU MAKE ANY SENSE

UGH ]