New Character, homeless. Definitely looking! Possible Spoilers within.

[needsbees]

You had better not be some sort of demon or something that's gonna use my body like some kind of puppet thing.

Demons are bad and I put arrows in bad things. Like demons. And priss little lords with stupid shoes and bad hats... and those bouncy not-deer things the whingey elves ride around on, but that's not 'cause they're bad but because they- nevermind.

You know what I'm on about.

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[eagleswagger]

No. Not demons.

Although for those who believe in such things, they might not be far off.

[needsbees]

Demons are real. I've shot 'em and gotten demon-goo on my face and everything.

[eagleswagger]

....I see. Where I am from, they are only creatures of legend. Scapegoats for everything from poisoning to plague.

[needsbees]

We got mages for that, they're the ones using demons and blood magic and shite to get at people. Lemme guess you don't have dragons either.

[eagleswagger]

Not that I am aware of. There are stories. Perhaps there were, once. Not anymore.

[needsbees]

Probably best. They'd gobble you up with sauce for a snack and not think twice.

You'd taste terrible though.

[idkfusrodahdova]

I don't think they were able to follow you.

[needsbees]

You'd think that, but they always show up in the worst places and when you least expect them.

Like the Inquisitor.

[hewhohuntsalone]

Why would your first stream of thought go towards that of demons?

[needsbees]

Because it's never nugs when this kind of thing happens.

[hewhohuntsalone]

You never know, you may be extremely susceptible to nugs and their hidden abilities.

[needsbees]

The only hidden ability nugs have is to make more nugs.

You're the one who's probably a nugfucker, they probably think you're one of them all... weirdo hairless and stuff. Bleeh.

[hewhohuntsalone]

I never said anything about nugs making more nugs, you jumped to that topic all by yourself, Sera.

HI

[serpentis]

I didn't know you were so fond of them, Solas. Color me surprised.

[wolfuncaged]

I hear the not-deers make for a terrible meal, anyway.

[Such elven blasphemy going on here.]

[needsbees]

But they make really nice coats though. All toasty warm and stuff.

[Merrill is probably twitching somewhere. And give her a minute.]

Oooh, you're the glowy one Verric goes on about sometimes.

[wolfuncaged]

I'll take your word for it.

[He heaves out a sigh.]

What has that dwarf been saying about me, now?

[needsbees]

Inquisition's got nice gear.

[She giggles at that.]

Not much, only that you were good at cards and like to scowl a lot.

[wolfuncaged]

Being part of a large organisation will do that.

[Unlike the Kirkwall crew, surviving on whatever crap Hawke managed to pull out of a dank alley or off someone's corpse.]

...That is oddly generous of him.

[serpentis]

Sera.

[needsbees]

What did you do? Solas doesn't have a sense of anything but his own arse to do something nutty like this.

[serpentis]

Why do you assume it was me? I'm wounded, Sera. You wound me terribly.

[needsbees]

What bit of "Solas has the sense of humor of a constipated darkspawn" didn't you get?

You're an arse who thinks he's clever at everything and is shite at pranks.

[serpentis]

My ass is one of my finer qualities, I will give you that.

But this was not my doing. If it was, I would have done everything in my power to make certain you had a better haircut, demon puppetmasters or no.

[hewhohuntsalone]

I can still hear you.