New Character, homeless. Definitely looking! Possible Spoilers within.

[needsbees]

You had better not be some sort of demon or something that's gonna use my body like some kind of puppet thing.

Demons are bad and I put arrows in bad things. Like demons. And priss little lords with stupid shoes and bad hats... and those bouncy not-deer things the whingey elves ride around on, but that's not 'cause they're bad but because they- nevermind.

You know what I'm on about.

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[eagleswagger]

No. Not demons.

Although for those who believe in such things, they might not be far off.

[needsbees]

Demons are real. I've shot 'em and gotten demon-goo on my face and everything.

[eagleswagger]

....I see. Where I am from, they are only creatures of legend. Scapegoats for everything from poisoning to plague.

[needsbees]

We got mages for that, they're the ones using demons and blood magic and shite to get at people. Lemme guess you don't have dragons either.

[eagleswagger]

Not that I am aware of. There are stories. Perhaps there were, once. Not anymore.

[needsbees]

Probably best. They'd gobble you up with sauce for a snack and not think twice.

You'd taste terrible though.

[idkfusrodahdova]

I don't think they were able to follow you.

[eagleswagger]

I have found that animals prefer survival over the taste of things.

[hewhohuntsalone]

Why would your first stream of thought go towards that of demons?

[needsbees]

Dragons can do whatever they want. They're dragons.

[needsbees]

Because it's never nugs when this kind of thing happens.

[needsbees]

You'd think that, but they always show up in the worst places and when you least expect them.

Like the Inquisitor.

[hewhohuntsalone]

You never know, you may be extremely susceptible to nugs and their hidden abilities.

[needsbees]

The only hidden ability nugs have is to make more nugs.

You're the one who's probably a nugfucker, they probably think you're one of them all... weirdo hairless and stuff. Bleeh.

[hewhohuntsalone]

I never said anything about nugs making more nugs, you jumped to that topic all by yourself, Sera.

HI

[serpentis]

I didn't know you were so fond of them, Solas. Color me surprised.

[needsbees]

It's the only thing they do other than splish about in mud puddles and taste good in soup. Make more nugs for puddles and soups.

You do kinda look like one. Maybe you should wear a hat or grow your hair or something.

[wolfuncaged]

I hear the not-deers make for a terrible meal, anyway.

[Such elven blasphemy going on here.]

[needsbees]

But they make really nice coats though. All toasty warm and stuff.

[Merrill is probably twitching somewhere. And give her a minute.]

Oooh, you're the glowy one Verric goes on about sometimes.

[serpentis]

Sera.

[needsbees]

What did you do? Solas doesn't have a sense of anything but his own arse to do something nutty like this.

[serpentis]

Why do you assume it was me? I'm wounded, Sera. You wound me terribly.

[needsbees]

What bit of "Solas has the sense of humor of a constipated darkspawn" didn't you get?

You're an arse who thinks he's clever at everything and is shite at pranks.

[serpentis]

My ass is one of my finer qualities, I will give you that.

But this was not my doing. If it was, I would have done everything in my power to make certain you had a better haircut, demon puppetmasters or no.

[needsbees]

[Dorian, Sera does not give a damn about your butt.]

See, that's what you'd say if you did do something. Throw me off and then whammo, something stupid and not funny.

Like a gene-whatsy book on your pet nugs.