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dear_mun2015-01-07 10:06 pm
imgoinghome) wrote in dear_mun2015-01-07 10:06 pm
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what a jerk
Okay, if we're actually gonna do this we've gotta get some ground rules here:
1) I'm not your bitch; if anything, you are my bitch.
2) I'm not going to any of those lame fucking games, so forget it.
3) If I'm gonna live in this hippie hole, I'm gonna need some stuff, and you're gonna get me it. For example, I say cheesy poofs. You get me some fucking cheesy poofs.
4) I choose what memes we go to or whatever, okay.
5) And I'd better talk to some like, awesome people. Cool people. Y'know what--
OY! Are you even-- Goddamnit, I'm talking, bitch!
1) I'm not your bitch; if anything, you are my bitch.
2) I'm not going to any of those lame fucking games, so forget it.
3) If I'm gonna live in this hippie hole, I'm gonna need some stuff, and you're gonna get me it. For example, I say cheesy poofs. You get me some fucking cheesy poofs.
4) I choose what memes we go to or whatever, okay.
5) And I'd better talk to some like, awesome people. Cool people. Y'know what--
OY! Are you even-- Goddamnit, I'm talking, bitch!
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