what a jerk

[imgoinghome]

Okay, if we're actually gonna do this we've gotta get some ground rules here:

1) I'm not your bitch; if anything, you are my bitch.
2) I'm not going to any of those lame fucking games, so forget it.
3) If I'm gonna live in this hippie hole, I'm gonna need some stuff, and you're gonna get me it. For example, I say cheesy poofs. You get me some fucking cheesy poofs.
4) I choose what memes we go to or whatever, okay.
5) And I'd better talk to some like, awesome people. Cool people. Y'know what--

OY! Are you even-- Goddamnit, I'm talking, bitch!

Comments

[xanthine]

Nrgh-- maybe if you didn't lay so many demands on everyone, th-they'd be more inclined to listen to you!

[imgoinghome]

Tch. Right, Tweek. And maybe if you weren't such a little pussy, you would be able to make necessary demands such as these to make your life less of a failure.

[xanthine]

Agh! [Eye-twitch. The logic there hurts his brain a little.] Oh god, my life isn't a failure! I just have a lot of responsibilities, that's all!

[imgoinghome]

Sure, if those responsibilities involve being a bitchy little pussy. You see, Tweek, unlike you, I have the skillset to actually do something worthwhile with my life.

[xanthine]

Rrgh! Then how come you guys quit school but came back a few weeks later?

[Sadly, he is too much of a pussy to directly point out that absolutely none of their stupid schemes have ever worked, and everyone knows it. Oh well...]

[aeviternity]

They're not your fucking mom, dude, they're you're mun, they don't have to do anything for you. You gotta wipe your ass on your own too, hahahaha.

[jewbilee]

Seriously-- you're- okay. No. I'm not going to get into this.

[aeviternity]

Yeah dude don't- you'd be stuck for hours.

[Get it because he's so fucking fat. Drown in it, dude, drown.]

[jewbilee]

[ No thanks. No desire to drown in anything of Cartman's. ]

Hippie hole? Like, what makes this place a hippie hole... Whatever.

[aeviternity]

[Good call.]

This place, like dear mun? I dunno, this place is some shitty forum right?

[jewbilee]

I guess? I dunno, I don't spend much time here. Just when one of our classmates shows up.

[aeviternity]

Is that when your mun gives a shit? Mine keeps getting me in these games, I'm in my second one so far and it's really shitty. I can't swear right now- ugh, it's totally stupid.

[jewbilee]

She gives a shit when it's a "musebox" too. [ HE'S NOT TALKING ABOUT THAT. ] But I might be going to that game? Maybe.

[aeviternity]

What the fuck's a musebox? [No dude, what even.]

Wha- the Monad game? Dude don't!

[Do though. Do it. Don't listen to this stupid kid.]

Shut the fuck up, mun, I'm not stupid, that place really does suck!

[So what, it needs more South Parks, don't you want more friends, Kenny, come on.]

Well sure but... Not if my friends gotta deal with that stuff.

[...Aw..]

[Seriously though, do it.]

What the fuck!?

[jewbilee]

[ JUST. WATCHING THIS EXCHANGE. Awwwww Kenny. ]

I know it sucks.

[ Yes he does. ]

But it can't possibly suck any more than all the other shit we've been through.

[aeviternity]

....Yeah. [Sigh.]

[Whoa dude, getting real.]

I totally heard his voice when I read this! XD *thumbs up*

[wants_to_nom_on_you]

[You are loud and obscure. She could not just ignore you.

Cartman, surely you can outsmart her. She looks more athleticly fit than you are, so outrunning her would be difficult.]


Such a rude little boy... [Her smile looks a bit devious when she says this. He's so chubby. Chubby boys are delicious.]

[jewbilee]

[ TOO REAL. Kyle is uncomfortable. ]

A-anyway! It has to at least be cool living on your own, right?

[aeviternity]

Oh yeah, no parents is pretty awesome. It's pretty easy cause we don't have to eat there either, so you don't really have to have a job. No school too!

[jewbilee]

...That sounds... sort of bad? I mean, I'd like to be a productive member of society, dude.

[aeviternity]

Huh- well you could probably still get a job or something, dude.

But I dunno about school.

-I guess no school kinda does suck now, it was cool before when we were trying to get out, but now that I don't have to it's getting kinda shitty. [Not that the place helps.]

[jewbilee]

At least there'll be three of us? ...Four, if Cartman comes. God, please don't try to convince him.

[imgoinghome]

That was just- temporary setbacks, god.

I mean, which one of us here had like, a billion people subscribed to them on YouTube, huh Tweek? Huh?

[...Let's just ignore that it's admittedly in the past tense.]

[imgoinghome]

Tch. Please, Kenny. Some people can actually afford to get people to do things for them. It's called having charisma. Your mun probably doesn't want to do shit for you because you're a poor piece of crap. Understand?

[imgoinghome]

Oh? Really? What's the matter Kahl? Jealous because you can't get your mun to do jack shit, right?