what a jerk

[imgoinghome]

Okay, if we're actually gonna do this we've gotta get some ground rules here:

1) I'm not your bitch; if anything, you are my bitch.
2) I'm not going to any of those lame fucking games, so forget it.
3) If I'm gonna live in this hippie hole, I'm gonna need some stuff, and you're gonna get me it. For example, I say cheesy poofs. You get me some fucking cheesy poofs.
4) I choose what memes we go to or whatever, okay.
5) And I'd better talk to some like, awesome people. Cool people. Y'know what--

OY! Are you even-- Goddamnit, I'm talking, bitch!

Comments

[aeviternity]

Whoa dude I haven't fucking done that in ever! But I did just get two cats...

[Hm...]

What she says? She talk about a game?

[imgoinghome]

It- It doesn't matter what she says. I'm not going to any stupid gay games, okay?

[He laughs a little, smug.] She's too much of a pussy for it anyway.

[aeviternity]

Dude, don't call her a pussy. She deals with your fat ass, she has to be pretty cool.

[App him do it do it do it, app him.]

Whatever as long as it's not my game.

[No app him to Monad.exe, do it do it.]

Fuck off, stop it!

[imgoinghome]

I already told you I'm not going to any games!

[...Mun is actually considering it. But is also nervous about something like that because Cartman is... Cartman lol.]

EY-! Shut the fuck up, bitch, I said no, goddamnit!

[aeviternity]

[No do it who cares, do it.]

I care! Hey!

[A rough breath grunts out of him before looking back to Cartman.]

You hear that fatass? You being you makes her not wanna do it, hahaha!

[imgoinghome]

That's- She's just saying that, dumbass. God. It's because I told her no, that's why it's not happening!

Besides, I don't care. Who else is even there? You and Tweek, right? Lame, dude.

[Though apparently Kyle's going too, which interests him a bit more, since it'd annoy the shit out of him if Cartman turned up as well.]