kanaya never staaaaaays

[hamburellakind]

so vriska is still mad at me.
still.
STILL.
and while i think wishing is perfectly just fine and dandy or whatever...
maybe you're right.
we need to be proactive about getting kanaya back.
she's probably the only one who can help vriska understand that i didn't
mean to
screw up the way i did.
bluh.
but she's not gonna stick around anyway, right?
she never seems to!
kanayas need to get duct taped into the mansion.
actually that's not a bad idea.
i'll do that next time.

Comments

[nukeoleptic]

john you cant just
duct tape kanaya to the mansion :|

[hamburellakind]

well
it would take a lot of tape but i think i can manage!

[nukeoleptic]

[.. okay, that actually makes her laugh.]

i just mean
i dont know how much she would like that!

[hamburellakind]

well, it's that or have her leave again!
and she keeps
leaving.
it's annoying!

[nukeoleptic]

hahahahaha!!
jeeeez john, maybe she isnt happy there :P
and i bet she would be super unhappy if you taped her to the floor!

[hamburellakind]

maybe if a tape her to the ceiling she'll be too afraid of falling to struggle...















wow i sound like a serial killer.
whoops.

[nukeoleptic]

.......
yep, i would definitely say i am getting some serial killer vibes from you, mr. egbert :|
vriska must really be rubbing off on you

[oh cod jade that is probably just the worst joke you could ever make]

[stealsluck]

You know this doesn't count, right????????
You know this isn't going to stop me 8eing mad at you.
And in case you missed it which, let's face it, is more likely than not.
Having to 8reak up with my moirail for a second time is not something I consider to 8e an experience I'm in a hurry to repeat!!!!!!!!

[hamburellakind]

maybe she won't this time!
maybe
you can be all railing all over the place and be happy and not mad at me?
and.
yeah.
look, i just figure you'll listen to a troll before you listen to me about this stuff!
i keep trying to explain it and then you get all INSULTY and 8ITCHY and i'm not good at ignoring how crappy it makes me feel and just kind of get 8ITCHSULTY back at you...
we need a person in the middle!

[stealsluck]

So in other words you want to manipul8 the part of her that's a meddlesome McFussyFangs and get her to auspistice 8etween us.
Or is this just another example of your staggering lack of cultural sensitivity?

[hamburellakind]

i like to call it cultural derp.

[stealsluck]

Wow I really don't care????????

[hamburellakind]

i just forgot that was another thing you have.
mediation isn't just a troll thing, and we don't make it romantic...

[urnewkingbitch]

why the fuck would you duct tape a troll vampire to the mansions wall
that just sounds really goddamn stupid
shell just drink your blood in revenge
btw kanaya please to not do that you might catch his dumb and that wouldnt be good for your species

[hamburellakind]

what
stop calling me dumb!
geez.
geez.
geez.
okay that's enough of them.
but seriously, would she even be able to drink my blood?
i'm human!
maybe it'd be bad for her.
there, crisis averted.

[urnewkingbitch]

fine you are mentally challenged
dude do you even want to find out?
i mean we could find one and be all like
hey vampire troll
come suck his blood and lets see if you can handle it
if it turns out that human blood is like fucking alcohol to them i will not know what to do with myself

[hamburellakind]

wow.
that is ten times worse.
and geez.
you're talking like she isn't the chick who was reading twilight at the mansion.
i think she's got some self control, dude.

[urnewkingbitch]

is it
i thought it would be an improvement
wait
you got her to read twilight
i wasnt around for this and nobody decided to fill me in about it
why did you make her read that shit
why
what did she do to you

[hamburellakind]

i didn't do it!
geeeeeeez.
assuming so much.
she was reading it when i first came to the mansion.
idk who made her start it.
my point was if she likes sensitive vampires who sparkle i doubt she's really all that bloodthirsty.

[dicey]

Oh ho ho.

Are you in the woof8easthouse?

::::O

[hamburellakind]

i guess?
i mean this wouldn't be the sort of situation we normally use that phrase for but.
kind of, yes.
in a way.
of sorts.

[dicey]

What happened? I'm actually kind of curious!

[hamburellakind]

um...
me and dave started dating.
but the you that was in the mansion with us didn't find out until after and i just.
didn't.
handle any of it very well.
apparently a paleflirt without trying a lot of the time.

[dicey]

Plaleflirt???????? If she was pale for you, why did she care who you were red-d8ing?

[hamburellakind]

no, like.
she had red feelings for me, i guess?
but i had only kind of suspected that and didn't really KNOW...
and then i kind of offered diamonds as a consolation prize.
diamonds as in the quadrant.
not the stone.