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canon is far cry 4, voictesting our great king
Hello? Is this thing on? What do you mean I'm not talking into a camera, isn't this being televised or-- Or, what is it called again... Ah, streamed? No?! Fucking... Gary! Gary! Ah, right, Gary isn't here. Remind me to dock his wages for this. Lazy shit not coming with me to this--
Hello, boys and girls and those who don't quite fit into the gender binary! It's your King here, Pagan Min, wishing you all a very happy holiday season. In this time, please remember who it is that has guaranteed your survival, your happiness, over the past year, and give thanks. You can thank me now or later, however do keep in mind anyone who... forgets to express their appreciation will be executed for treason.
Now, if all of you could just do a nice little turn away from your screens for a moment, I would appreciate it greatly. Are you turned? Good!
Since everyone's gone, mun, I suppose we can discuss our future together. I'm thinking a complete takeover. Heads rolling, blood, guts - not near me, of course, I have people for that - but I wanted your opinion since we're partners now, I suppose. Peas in a pod, birds of a feather, etc, etc. First thing's first, though, I'll need you to dig up a nice little Yuma for me. Oh, Ajay, too! We can finally have a nice family dinner and discuss things a little further, yes?
Hello, boys and girls and those who don't quite fit into the gender binary! It's your King here, Pagan Min, wishing you all a very happy holiday season. In this time, please remember who it is that has guaranteed your survival, your happiness, over the past year, and give thanks. You can thank me now or later, however do keep in mind anyone who... forgets to express their appreciation will be executed for treason.
Now, if all of you could just do a nice little turn away from your screens for a moment, I would appreciate it greatly. Are you turned? Good!
Since everyone's gone, mun, I suppose we can discuss our future together. I'm thinking a complete takeover. Heads rolling, blood, guts - not near me, of course, I have people for that - but I wanted your opinion since we're partners now, I suppose. Peas in a pod, birds of a feather, etc, etc. First thing's first, though, I'll need you to dig up a nice little Yuma for me. Oh, Ajay, too! We can finally have a nice family dinner and discuss things a little further, yes?