Canon is Fantasy Life

[forthelifeofme]

So you're going to do it?

[I'm going to try to, Yuelia.]

I've heard that one before. Don't think I haven't seen how many times you've tried to get me started. And how you've been busy with tests and getting everything ready for the holidays and that big drive. You can't pull the wool over me, you know! Do you think I can be shepherded around? Don't press my muttons! I've seen how you've been spending your time!

...okay, that mutton joke might have been a bit of a stretch.

The thing is, "dearest" player, that I would really like to be to a game. But it's entirely on you! I can only do so much. And to be quite honest, when it comes to everything you haven't done for me, I have to say--

Thank you for trying so hard. Please do what you can.

When you are done, it will be great. I just know it.

Comments

Aaah, so happy to see people playing from this.

[2cool4guardian]

[For what is worth, Jack is laughing. Nice puns there.] You actually wanna go to a game? Don't push your mun too hard, butter-sheep-fly, or you may regret it.

ahh soo happy to be recognized xD

[forthelifeofme]

I would! I think it would be an amazing adventure, don't you?

...like it's kind of weird meeting people who know about that before knowing my name.

[2cool4guardian]

Depends on where you are sent. I've lots of fun with some people...

[He leaves that for Yuelia to complete by herself. Muns have a twisted idea of fun sometimes, he doesn't like everything he's sent to do.]

Hard not to know when my mun won't take her nose out of your game. But if names are a problem then hi! I'm Jack frost.

[forthelifeofme]

I don't know, Jack.

But it's nice to meet you.

Hehe... still, I suppose I should tell you my name even if you probably already know?

[She pauses, giving it a moment.]

Yes, that would make this feel less creepy and more like a proper introduction.

My name is Yuelia.

[2cool4guardian]

[He chuckles again. Creepy, huh? But okay, she's an adorable kid. If he can consider her that.]

Nice to meet you too, Yuelia. You don't know and that's why I'm warning you. You wanna have an adventure? I can get behind that, just make sure your mun agrees with your ideas of "amazing".

[forthelifeofme]

My player and I have been pretty okay so far, but um...

-wh-what do you mean?

[2cool4guardian]

They enjoy making us suffer. If your mun really is different, then you bette don't let them go, Yuelia. It would be a real snowflake.

[forthelifeofme]

I'm used to dealing with pretty irritating people. You should meet my sister.

[2cool4guardian]

[Another chuckle.] I'm amazing at dealing with grumps. If you sister ever needs a pick-me up, let me know. [He winks as a snowflake appears on his hand. RUN NOELIA RUN!]

[forthelifeofme]

[She giggles too.]

Oooh, Jack...

...she'd crush you like a bug~♥

[said without losing any of her cheerfulness.]

[2cool4guardian]

[He arches an eyebrow.] No if my magic reaches her first. You guys aren't the only ones that know a trick or two.

[forthelifeofme]

That's true. I guess I have to believe that if I had trouble keeping her in line, anybody else would fail absolutely.

But there is always the possibility that I can be wrong.

[2cool4guardian]

[A snort now.] Here is the thing, kiddo: I am usually the one people can't keep in line. [He knows how it works, ok.]

[forthelifeofme]

Oh.

You're one of those.

[2cool4guardian]

Those who? People who know how to have real fun? Then yeah, you're with the right guy for that.

[sleepwardsnored]

[S-so sweet and supportive! It's a nice change from a lot of the posts he's seen on here, so hey look who's all smiles at you from over here!

...Okay, mostly smiles. Link already looks like he's ready to drift off to sleepsville but when isn't he]

[forthelifeofme]

[She smiles warmly, and rocks heel-toe-heel.]

Hello again!

Link, right?

[sleepwardsnored]

[A small nod, grinning wider in response. Yup, that's him!]

Mhm. Hello again...

...Have you... thought about what kind of game you'd like to go to?

[forthelifeofme]

You're getting better at words. That's good!

Mhm! My player is going to try to get me into mylittlejamjar

[sleepwardsnored]

... [Scratching his head at that. He's okay with words! It's using them that's the issue.]

...The one with the... [hand gestures. they don't have those creatures up in the Sky, to his knowledge. What're they called again?]

[forthelifeofme]

...trees?

[sleepwardsnored]

...

[Trying to mime out the trotting motions with his fingers. What are those called...]

[forthelifeofme]

...words?

[sleepwardsnored]

[No, no, no!]

...I-I don't know what they're called.

[forthelifeofme]

...person, place, or thing?

[sleepwardsnored]

Er... thing? I think...

[forthelifeofme]

Does it move?

[sleepwardsnored]

[Nod nod nod!!]

[forthelifeofme]

Is it alive?

[sleepwardsnored]

[Another nod! He's kinda like a bobblehead.]

[forthelifeofme]

Is it a bird?

[sleepwardsnored]

[...No, most definitely not a bird. Too many legs! Although... some of them did have wings, didn't they...]

[forthelifeofme]

Is it a plane??

[sleepwardsnored]

[A what now? Well, maybe... NOPE. Maybe if he motions them walking along the ground, like this...!]

[forthelifeofme]

It's superman!!

[sleepwardsnored]

...


...


...who-perman?

[forthelifeofme]

A hero that my player likes.

And a rather bad joke to while I watch you squirm.

I think I know what you're talking about now. Did you mean the ponies?

[sleepwardsnored]

..Ah... yeah, I think so. What everyone turns into...

[He flushes a little, unsure of his words and STILL squirming. He can't seem to go anywhere without being teased, lately...!]

[lotusbeater]

Didja really need to go an' punch your mun three times in a row like that?

[Rælyn, please, don't encourage her.]

[forthelifeofme]

I... didn't?

Were you trying to give me ideas?

[lotusbeater]

Maybe. I'm kinda baa-d at this sorta thing.

[...That was painful. Don't do it again.]

Maybe ewe could give me some pointers or summat, I dunno.

[RÆLYN. STOP.]

[forthelifeofme]

...oh...



...ooooooh.



Mmpfh... hehe well, before you do anything you need to make sure you can sheep well at night.

[lotusbeater]

That dork's rammin' his head into his desk like he usually does after I open my mouth might be real loud, but I can sheep right on through it, thanks for askin'.

[There will be even more headdesking tonight if this keeps up, Ræ.]

[forthelifeofme]

Ramming, huh? Well, that's a bit of a horny issue.

[lotusbeater]

Sometimes he tries throwin' stuff at me as if that'll make me shut up, but his aim sucks so they usually jus' graze on by. [Evasive teleport skills > random household objects.]

[forthelifeofme]

Yuelia.

I just need to say that this was the most amazing exchange of introductions.

[lotusbeater]

Rælyn.

Been here long?