Cross posted from Dear Mun because she is too much for just one voicetest

[lumpyspacegem]

Oh! Oh I see how it is!

Someone think's their funny. Well you aren't pal. I know funny alright?

Anyway you think you're man enough to handle all of this? Because I'm not buying it! It takes three other Gems to keep me in check and you have exactly how many gems?

That's right. Zero~ Buh bye!

...And for the record? I am not Lumpy!

Comments

[oceansreflection]

I think you're underestimating the muns.

[lumpyspacegem]

Aw what do you know?

...

No seriously what do you know? These guys don't seem so tough!

[oceansreflection]

Muns are stronger then us, stronger then you Crystal Gems.

[Lapis crossed her arms indifferently, Amethyst perfectly visible in her mirror-like eyes.]

They like to send us to games and make us do things.

[lumpyspacegem]

Ohhh nooo, games! I'd hate that!

Come on girl, games are supposed to be fun. You remember how to have fun don't you?

[oceansreflection]

Some of them aren't fun. from what I've heard, they're dangerous.

[She shook her head.] Of course I know what fun is! I just... don't want to be here. I want to have fun somewhere else.

[Like home.]

[lumpyspacegem]

Ohhh I see that's what the problem is here...

...you're scared of getting all messed up again! Well don't worry. We'll just find Steven and he can drool you back good as new.

[oceansreflection]

[....]

Just... like that? You're not going to... put me in that mirror?

[lumpyspacegem]

Do you WANT to go back in the mirror?

Look if any Gem knows about wanting freedom it's me.

[oceansreflection]

No! [She flinches. Even if it was just a joke, she did not want to return to that state ever again.] N-no. I don't want to go back to that.

Uh, thank you then. That's very nice.

[strongestcoward]

The word I'd use would be 'irregular.'

Which has more pleasant connotations if you ask me.

[lumpyspacegem]

Huh...you think so?

I mean I can't think of anyone who'd dare to call me regular.

[strongestcoward]

There you go then. I despise conformity.

[lumpyspacegem]

It can get pretty boring. That's why I like humans! They're all so different and weird!

[strongestcoward]

That's why I don't like humans! They're all the same and dull!

[lumpyspacegem]

Pfft, maybe the humans YOU know.

You should try Beach City sometime. It's nothing like that.

[strongestcoward]

But they're all so obsessed with rules and laws. Is that city any different?

[lumpyspacegem]

Erm...

...some of them?

[not_a_polly]

It seems rude to call a woman lumpy.

[Rue is not really sure why his mun sent him this way. Although as his hat seemed to be riding up his head Amethyst might notice the edge of a blue colored gem seeming to be attached to his forehead.]

[lumpyspacegem]

Exactly! See this kid gets it! Are you listening mun? MUN!

[She shrugs and holds her hand up for a high five, but you bet she sees that gem on his head!]

What's your name kid?

Seeing you here I couldn't help but notice this old PS1 game character could pass as a gem XD

[not_a_polly]

My name is Rue.

[He's not sure about being called kid, but he wasn't the type to complain about things like that.]

What is your name Ma'am?

[He was polite almost to a fault.]

Nothing like a little nostalgia right?

[lumpyspacegem]

Rue huh? Weird.

[She laughs in that particular rough way she has]

I'm Amethyst. I'm a crystal gem and one of the coolest ones you'll ever meet.

[Strikes a pose throwing back her hair and pouting her lips dramatically.]

of course :P

[not_a_polly]

What is a crystal gem exactly?

[He's not impressed, but he can tell that Amethyst seems like a good natured person.]

[lumpyspacegem]

Oh! We're guardians of the universe and stuff. I mean we deal with other gems who have gone all monstery or whatever.

It's a whole thing. Just be aware that we are totally awesome.

[not_a_polly]

Oh I see. I've had to save the planet I live on, and the universe to a greater extent too since the threat was great enough. Though it was only once. I hope there won't be a threat like that again.

[lumpyspacegem]

[Pfft, giggle snort]

Only once?! Wow you are lucky! We face big nasty world threatening events every week sometimes. I mean...maybe not always the Earth but...there are lots of worlds out there you know?

Do you have cool powers too?