Cross posted from Dear Mun because she is too much for just one voicetest

[lumpyspacegem]

Oh! Oh I see how it is!

Someone think's their funny. Well you aren't pal. I know funny alright?

Anyway you think you're man enough to handle all of this? Because I'm not buying it! It takes three other Gems to keep me in check and you have exactly how many gems?

That's right. Zero~ Buh bye!

...And for the record? I am not Lumpy!

Comments

[oceansreflection]

I think you're underestimating the muns.

[lumpyspacegem]

Aw what do you know?

...

No seriously what do you know? These guys don't seem so tough!

[oceansreflection]

Muns are stronger then us, stronger then you Crystal Gems.

[Lapis crossed her arms indifferently, Amethyst perfectly visible in her mirror-like eyes.]

They like to send us to games and make us do things.

[lumpyspacegem]

Ohhh nooo, games! I'd hate that!

Come on girl, games are supposed to be fun. You remember how to have fun don't you?

[oceansreflection]

Some of them aren't fun. from what I've heard, they're dangerous.

[She shook her head.] Of course I know what fun is! I just... don't want to be here. I want to have fun somewhere else.

[Like home.]

[lumpyspacegem]

Ohhh I see that's what the problem is here...

...you're scared of getting all messed up again! Well don't worry. We'll just find Steven and he can drool you back good as new.

[oceansreflection]

[....]

Just... like that? You're not going to... put me in that mirror?

[lumpyspacegem]

Do you WANT to go back in the mirror?

Look if any Gem knows about wanting freedom it's me.

[oceansreflection]

No! [She flinches. Even if it was just a joke, she did not want to return to that state ever again.] N-no. I don't want to go back to that.

Uh, thank you then. That's very nice.

[lumpyspacegem]

Yup! What can I say? I'm pretty great!

Besides it's Christmas! So let's go do Christmas stuff! These muns aren't gonna spoil my good cheer!

[turns into a reindeer]

[oceansreflection]

It's... Christmas...?

[What is that, and why are you a deer now.]

[lumpyspacegem]

Yeah! It's an human holiday where they eat a lot and give gifts to each other and sing songs and watch these dumb movies about love and cheer and junk!

[trotting around you in a sort of strut]

[oceansreflection]

Huh. [Lapis didn't want much more then a crash course anyways, so that worked.]

I guess Humans would find that to be fun.

[lumpyspacegem]

That's because it is fun! Duh!

[oceansreflection]

Oh.

I haven't been able to do anything "fun" in a long time.

[YOU WORK]

[lumpyspacegem]

Uh huh, well let's not reflect on that.

...get it? Reflect?

[oceansreflection]

...Yes, I get it. It's a joke, right?

[strongestcoward]

The word I'd use would be 'irregular.'

Which has more pleasant connotations if you ask me.

[lumpyspacegem]

Exactly! See? You're having fun already!

[shifts back into her normal form and starts pushing you in the direction of Christmas music]

Get the lead out before Pearl or Garnet find out we're having fun without them.

[lumpyspacegem]

Huh...you think so?

I mean I can't think of anyone who'd dare to call me regular.

[strongestcoward]

There you go then. I despise conformity.

[lumpyspacegem]

It can get pretty boring. That's why I like humans! They're all so different and weird!

[strongestcoward]

That's why I don't like humans! They're all the same and dull!

[oceansreflection]

Uh... Okay! Okay! I'm going now! [And she's trying not to stumble over her bare, blue feet. Geeze, Amethyst.]

...Are you coming?

[lumpyspacegem]

Pfft, maybe the humans YOU know.

You should try Beach City sometime. It's nothing like that.