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dear_mun2014-12-10 12:58 pm
toogreatforpants) wrote in dear_mun2014-12-10 12:58 pm
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Ho-Ho-NO.
So, Christmas is a time where children worship a strange tall man dress in red who rides a chariot?!
Hah! You've been keeping secrets from me Mun! You should have told me there was a time of year where I was important to children everywhere!
[Rider, no that's not what Christmas is-...]
SO! WHAT'S THIS ABOUT GETTING TO SIT IN A SMALL HUT ON A THRONE AND HAVING THEM TELL ME WHAT THEY DESIRE FOR THIS FESTIVE PERIOD? IT LOOKS LIKE I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT JOB TO DO THIS CHRISTMAS EVE! PURGING AND TAKING GIFTS FROM THOSE WHO HAVE ASKED THEM!
IT SEEMS LIKE THE EXACT SORT OF THING A CONQUEROR LIKE ISKANDAR THE GREAT SHOULD GET INVOLVED WITH, NO?
Hah! You've been keeping secrets from me Mun! You should have told me there was a time of year where I was important to children everywhere!
[Rider, no that's not what Christmas is-...]
SO! WHAT'S THIS ABOUT GETTING TO SIT IN A SMALL HUT ON A THRONE AND HAVING THEM TELL ME WHAT THEY DESIRE FOR THIS FESTIVE PERIOD? IT LOOKS LIKE I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT JOB TO DO THIS CHRISTMAS EVE! PURGING AND TAKING GIFTS FROM THOSE WHO HAVE ASKED THEM!
IT SEEMS LIKE THE EXACT SORT OF THING A CONQUEROR LIKE ISKANDAR THE GREAT SHOULD GET INVOLVED WITH, NO?
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[Finally! It's so good to see and hear other people are siding with him over this.]
Care to join me and my doppleganger in providing the best Christmas ever?!