Ho-Ho-NO.

[toogreatforpants]

So, Christmas is a time where children worship a strange tall man dress in red who rides a chariot?!

Hah! You've been keeping secrets from me Mun! You should have told me there was a time of year where I was important to children everywhere!

[Rider, no that's not what Christmas is-...]

SO! WHAT'S THIS ABOUT GETTING TO SIT IN A SMALL HUT ON A THRONE AND HAVING THEM TELL ME WHAT THEY DESIRE FOR THIS FESTIVE PERIOD? IT LOOKS LIKE I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT JOB TO DO THIS CHRISTMAS EVE! PURGING AND TAKING GIFTS FROM THOSE WHO HAVE ASKED THEM!

IT SEEMS LIKE THE EXACT SORT OF THING A CONQUEROR LIKE ISKANDAR THE GREAT SHOULD GET INVOLVED WITH, NO?

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[toogreatforpants]

...Is that not what Christmas is?

[noblenaga]

I hate to tell you this, but . . .

No.

[toogreatforpants]

No?

...Oh.

[noblenaga]

Where I'm from, Christmas is a holiday where you give expensive gifts to your girlfriend or wife or special somebody, and then you have a KFC dinner together.

[Modern-day Japanese Christmas is amazing.]

[toogreatforpants]

I have neither a female friend or a wife in this century...

KFC...?

I have heard talk of this once before from my mundane, I believe she is quite fond of it. Particularly these "chicken fillet burgers."

[noblenaga]

How about in another century? I don't have one in this one, but I have one in another one . . . technically speaking . . .

Yeah, my mun-chan likes it too. She likes the drumsticks. As for me I like all good food, heh heh. You should try 'em.

[toogreatforpants]

I've had many! Surely you've heard of Iskandar the Great!

[noblenaga]

Um . . .

Nope. Sorry.

[toogreatforpants]

What do they even teach children in this day and age...?

It's sad to think so many people don't know of my great conquests!

[noblenaga]

I dunno. I didn't really listen when I was in school.

So you're a conqueror, huh? Me too.

[toogreatforpants]

Oh, is that so?!

Then it appears we're rivals! That is unless you chose to become one of my subjects, then you could join my vast army and conquer alongside with me!

[noblenaga]

Nah. I'm after Japan. You don't sound like a Japanese dude, so you're probably after another country.

Besides, I just gotta make sure history goes right, then hopefully retire and go back home.