Breakin' in the DW account!

[foolishwren]

Okay, seriously. What do they call you people-- 'mun'? All right, Mun, I've had it up to here with all this. For the past, like, week, you've been sitting there obsessively organizing everything like some kinda geek instead of, you know. Roleplaying. Yeah, that thing. You know, that thing where I get to actually go interact with people? ... Hopefully cool people?

No, I don't care if the game isn't over here yet. It's not like anything's been happening there right now anyway.

I'm bored as hell. I would literally rather be running around the ol' Hill and narrowly avoiding being eaten by those faceless naked obese guys than spend one more minute sitting here not doing anything. And that's saying something, because faceless naked obese guys? NOT very high on my 'happy to see' list, lemme tell ya.

... Are you even listening?

... Nope. Nope, you're not. You're sitting there making your stupid little teeny icon pictures. All right. I see how it is.

Screw that. This is stupid. I'll check this place out on my own.

-Heather Mason

Comments

[gotchakun]

...Eaten by naked obese guys?

That doesn't sound at all cool.

[foolishwren]

Yeah, trust me.

It isn't.

[vulpesvivus]

I'm pretty sure most of us are in the same situation.

Only without the haunted town full of monsters. For the most part.

[foolishwren]

Yeah, well, I'd still take the monsters over just floating around in limbo.

Because this blows.

[pandorabox]

Faceless--

... don't say things like that to them. You might give them ideas.

[foolishwren]

Well, see, that's the cool thing about being from an M-rated horror game. I'm pretty sure she can't actually come up with anything worse than the source material, y'know?

....


_{[Just to be sure, she reaches out and knocks on wood. You can never be too careful, okay.]}

[seventeenth]

Faceless, naked--

What the hell if the 'ol' Hill'?

[foolishwren]

The homestead. My old stomping grounds. My neck of the woods.

... As in Silent Hill.

If you've never heard of it before, be happy.

[secondgrave]

You're lucky yours has just been organizing stuff. Mine hasn't even started on that.

She's spent the last week thinking of new ways to kill us all off.

[foolishwren]

Mine's just OCD. I guess that's better than being homicidal, but it is pretty obnoxious.

... Why the hell does yours wanna kill you all, anyway?

[heavyweaponsbot]

At least yours does not have too many little pictures to deal with.

[foolishwren]

Are you kidding me?

She's been like-- organizing a FOLDER. Of stuff she wasn't even able to fit on the other place!

She's got like... two hundred!

What do you even need two hundred of those for?

They're not even all expressions! Half of them are like... close-ups of grungy walls and shit!

I don't get it.

Artists are dumb.

[miniworth]

You're lucky so far, Heather. Good things don't happen very often when these people start to actually use us for anything.

[foolishwren]

Honestly? I'm used to good things not happening.

I'd be okay with just things happening.

You know, in general.

[finalevolution]

Jesus fuck, kid. Where the hell do you live that "faceless naked obese guys" is even a fucking option?

[foolishwren]

Rural Maine.

We have crustaceous sewer-people, too.

... Well, one, anyway.

[dekillerqueen]

Ah, Ms. Mason. The anticipation seems universal, from what I know.

[foolishwren]

_{[OH. IT'S YOU. HI SHELLY.]}

Yeah?

Good to know I'm not the only one, in any case...

[phantasmgap]

Ah, is that world coming to this place as well? Or are they busy with polls and discussing amongst their userbase?

[foolishwren]

You mean the world I come from or the world my mun stuck me in?

If it's the latter, they're doing the... debate thing.

If it's the former, god I hope not.

_{[As far as Heather's concerned, Silent Hill should stay in canon where it belongs and stop leaking onto unsuspecting websites.]}

[darkenedgales]

You're complaining? At least yours doing something! Organizing shit ain't bad, it can be useful later. But mine? Nooo, she doesn't do anything, save for making new accounts she'll probably never use. Now that's what sucks.

... Wait a minute, what was it 'bout getting eaten by faceless naked--

Y'know, forget I said anything.

[foolishwren]

Well, NO, it's not BAD, it's just... can't she do something that's fun for ME? _{[Whine whine whiiiiiine.]} And shut the FUCK up, bitch, this is fourth wall space. I can SEE those brackets.

... Anyway.

Uh.

Yeah. I will.

Because you don't wanna know.

I can't wait for Route to move here, either! I <3 it here.

[shakespearealien]

Ah, always be careful what you wish for, Heather.

Saaaame so far!

[foolishwren]

I am careful what I wish for!

It's not too much to just wish I got to do something INTERESTING, is it?

ohey <3

[heathermason]

[oh shit]

Well, you really must be bored if you wanna see those naked obese guys again. Geez, what's your mun doing to you?

SUP BRO

[foolishwren]

Nothing!

Which is worse than everything.

I just get to sit. And watch her slowly become one with her computer screen because she won't quit making weird artsy icons of like.... rust and broken plaster and shit.

It's agonizing.

[invidia]

...Naked obese--this is to do with that hospital place, I'm guessing.

At least you'll be ready for a move, if there is one. Mine's just been using her time to scheme about what to put me through next. I'd say that if you're as bored as I am we could always break a few things, but I don't know if there's even anything in this place to break.

[foolishwren]

Yeah.

... Well, more or less... I don't think there were any in the hospital.

I ran into 'em at the train station first, actually...

_{[She shakes her head.]}

Anyway...