Breakin' in the DW account!

[foolishwren]

Okay, seriously. What do they call you people-- 'mun'? All right, Mun, I've had it up to here with all this. For the past, like, week, you've been sitting there obsessively organizing everything like some kinda geek instead of, you know. Roleplaying. Yeah, that thing. You know, that thing where I get to actually go interact with people? ... Hopefully cool people?

No, I don't care if the game isn't over here yet. It's not like anything's been happening there right now anyway.

I'm bored as hell. I would literally rather be running around the ol' Hill and narrowly avoiding being eaten by those faceless naked obese guys than spend one more minute sitting here not doing anything. And that's saying something, because faceless naked obese guys? NOT very high on my 'happy to see' list, lemme tell ya.

... Are you even listening?

... Nope. Nope, you're not. You're sitting there making your stupid little teeny icon pictures. All right. I see how it is.

Screw that. This is stupid. I'll check this place out on my own.

-Heather Mason

Comments

[gotchakun]

...Eaten by naked obese guys?

That doesn't sound at all cool.

[vulpesvivus]

I'm pretty sure most of us are in the same situation.

Only without the haunted town full of monsters. For the most part.

[foolishwren]

Yeah, trust me.

It isn't.

[pandorabox]

Faceless--

... don't say things like that to them. You might give them ideas.

[foolishwren]

Yeah, well, I'd still take the monsters over just floating around in limbo.

Because this blows.

[foolishwren]

Well, see, that's the cool thing about being from an M-rated horror game. I'm pretty sure she can't actually come up with anything worse than the source material, y'know?

....


_{[Just to be sure, she reaches out and knocks on wood. You can never be too careful, okay.]}

[seventeenth]

Faceless, naked--

What the hell if the 'ol' Hill'?

[secondgrave]

You're lucky yours has just been organizing stuff. Mine hasn't even started on that.

She's spent the last week thinking of new ways to kill us all off.

[foolishwren]

The homestead. My old stomping grounds. My neck of the woods.

... As in Silent Hill.

If you've never heard of it before, be happy.

[seventeenth]

Silent Hill-- heeey, I think my mun's played that game.

[foolishwren]

Mine's just OCD. I guess that's better than being homicidal, but it is pretty obnoxious.

... Why the hell does yours wanna kill you all, anyway?

[foolishwren]

Oh, have they?

Lovely.

Did they like the naked obese guys? I liked the naked obese guys. Except for the part where I actually didn't.

[heavyweaponsbot]

At least yours does not have too many little pictures to deal with.

[vulpesvivus]

Try and be patient. Once everything settles down, we'll all be back to normal. Whatever 'normal' is for anyone.

[seventeenth]

Uhh, apparently she liked the crazy dog things.

So why are there monsters all over some town on the east coast?

[miniworth]

You're lucky so far, Heather. Good things don't happen very often when these people start to actually use us for anything.

[pandorabox]

. . .

[reaching out to knock on some wood with her]

Careful, Heather, you're gonna jinx yourself.

[foolishwren]

Are you kidding me?

She's been like-- organizing a FOLDER. Of stuff she wasn't even able to fit on the other place!

She's got like... two hundred!

What do you even need two hundred of those for?

They're not even all expressions! Half of them are like... close-ups of grungy walls and shit!

I don't get it.

Artists are dumb.

[secondgrave]

Well, at least she's ready for the move. And all the journals came out pretty nice.

She says it's retribution for her sins against the Persona 4 fandom or something. I think she just likes it.

[heavyweaponsbot]

... A folder?

[foolishwren]

Ugh.

_{[Dogs. >:(]}

That's a long, convoluted story that I frankly would rather not go through, but ultimately it can all be traced back to the fact that people are assholes.

[foolishwren]

Honestly? I'm used to good things not happening.

I'd be okay with just things happening.

You know, in general.

[seventeenth]

Huh. That's the cause of my situation, too. I think I got off easy, though-- no fat naked guys are trying to eat me.

[foolishwren]

_{[BUT OTACON SHE DOESN'T WANNA BE PATIENT.]}

Yeah, 'once everything settles down'. In, you know, like five billion years.

_{[... Or, you know. A couple weeks. Same thing, basically.]}

[miniworth]

[no Heather don't say that. They'll make you murder your best friends.]

You know, so am I. It's always nice when things are a little less negative, though.