Oh man, that SNL Star Wars sketch. But Han is not amused.

[corelliansmuggler]

No, it's not funny. I don't care how old those 'actors' are. That's not me!

Well laugh it up, mundane. Just wait until her highness hears about what they did to her. You won't be laughing when you face Leia's wrath.

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[prophesiedone]

You sound like you're afraid of this Leia.

[corelliansmuggler]

Scared? I'm not scared.

I'm cautious. Trust me, kid: if you knew the princess, you would be, too.

[prophesiedone]

I'm not a kid. [Was that petulant? Oh it's a little petulant.] The only one that has ever scared me is a Senator.

[corelliansmuggler]

[Han just snorts at that.]

Yeah, well Leia is a senator too, so apparently she's your worst nightmare.

[prophesiedone]

She sounds like she takes after the one I know. [Is this a conspiracy?]

[bewareyourheart]

[eyebrow raise]

I'm pretty sure I don't have a thyroid issue.

[corelliansmuggler]

Yeah, I think that was their idea of a joke.

[bewareyourheart]

So. You're one of Luke's friends?

[hforhologram]

[Oh, Rimmer is plenty amused. He's practically grinning from ear to holographic ear, arms crossed and looking pleased with himself.] Well well, it's about smegging time. How the mighty have fallen. Not so smegging leader-y now, are you?

[leia_organa]

I'm certain this is some sort of vile propaganda intended to show me as weak and feeble. It will not last long.

[corelliansmuggler]

Yeah, I knew you wouldn't like it.