re: that update omg

[aneurysms]

I AM FAILING TO SEE WHAT IS FUCKING HILARIOUS ABOUT THIS ENTIRE THING. CLEARLY WHAT I HAVE LAIN OUT IS A WELL THOUGHT OUT ARRANGEMENT, BASED AROUND ALL OUR DELICATE LITTLE FEELINGS, IN A WAY THAT CAN MAKE EVERYONE HAPPY.
REALLY, I'M BEING INCREDIBLY FUCKING GENEROUS HERE. I HAVE LITERALLY JUST HANDED OUT A HUNDRED BASKETS OF GOOD WILL, FILLED TO THE BRIM WITH PATIENCE, TOLERANCE AND UNDERSTANDING.

****CLEARLY**** EVERYONE IS TOO IMMATURE TO HANDLE THIS ARRANGEMENT.
I GUESS.

Comments

[l1ck1ng]

....................................................

[aneurysms]

YOU STARTED THIS CLUSTERFUCK!!!
I'M TRYING TO MAKE SOME FUCKING SENSE OF IT.

[l1ck1ng]

1 W4SNT 3V3N TH3R3, CH3RRY SYRUP
1 R3FUS3 TO 4CKNOWL3DG3 TH3S3 4CCUS4T1ONS

[aneurysms]

ALL THE EVIDENCE POINTS TO IT BEING TRUE.

[l1ck1ng]

W3R3 JUST DR4W1NG
4ND STOP 1NSULT1NG C4N TOWN, K4RK4T, OR 1 W1LL H4V3 YOU THROWN 1N C4N TOWN PR1SON!

[aneurysms]

AND I'LL KNOCK IT DOWN AS I WALK THE FUCK BACK OUT.
I'M TRYING TO BE SERIOUS HERE TEREZI.

[l1ck1ng]

YOU C4NT JUST THROW TH3R3 SUGG3ST1ONS 4T 4 HUM4N, K4RKL3S
1T DO3SNT WORK TH4T W4Y
1M PR3TTY SUR3 YOU M4N4G3D TO PSYCH H1M OUT
YOU SHOULDV3 JUST
T4LK3D TO M3 F1RST
YOU N3V3R DO TH4T

[aneurysms]

YOU'RE ALWAYS WITH HIM.

[l1ck1ng]

H3R3S 4 THOUGHT
H3Y T3R3Z1, DROP TH3 CH4LK FOR 4 M1NUT3, L3TS H4V3 4 T4LK JUST TH3 TWO OF US
WH1CH 1S SOM3TH1NG W3 H4V3NT DON3 1N 4G3S

[clonksukcer]

is this bullshit going to be the entire rest of my life
am i going to wake up one day with your ragebursting face tenderly smoshed next to mine because youve made a chart for when youre gonna hatelove terezi and when youre gonna hatelove me
and guess what
tonight is the night for hatemance?

[aneurysms]

WHO THE FUCK SAID ANYTHING ABOUT HATELOVING YOU?

[clonksukcer]

see this is what im talking about
youre plans to straighten your own shit out just come across like youre this sad fiddler crab who lost his giant fuck-off-dicks-fuck-over-here-ladies claw
waving his little stump around in a sad mockery of proper communication
i have no idea what youre even talking about here and thats when mistakes like these happen

[aneurysms]

LET ME MAKE IT SIMPLE FOR YOU. ARE YOU READY FOR THIS, IT'S GOING TO BE SO EASY TO UNDERSTAND THAT EVEN YOU WILL GET IT.
I WAS SUGGESTING WE SHARE. TAKE TURNS. BE ADULTS ABOUT THIS.
WE TAKE A GRID AND WE PUT THE DAYS OF THE WEEK INSIDE AND WE WORK IT LIKE THAT. LIKE ON MONDAY I GET TO HOLD TEREZI'S HAND AND ON TUESDAY WE HATE EACH OTHER. IT'D BE VICE VERSA FOR YOU OBVIOUSLY.

[clonksukcer]

see heres the mistake
presuming i hate you
you are at best this screaming stone in my river of cool
waters part but you really dont do much to stop the flow

[aneurysms]

OH MY FUCKING GOD I DID NOT MEAN YOU.
I MEANT TEREZI.
I DON'T HATE YOU AT ALL
DTUFILYG;OU'PHIJ[OOJPPFJD
OIUHYGFTUYIGOUHPIJ[OK]PL[#

FUCK.

[clonksukcer]

is something that the two of us wont be doing
right?

[OOC: Sorry for the late tag! Who woulda thunk a bachelor thesis could eat so much of your time, energy and soul ;_;]

[aneurysms]

NEVER IN A BILLION SWEEPS.
SWEET TROLL FUCKING JESUS.

[moirailcompass]

:33 < karkat youre being a dumbass

[Words she never thought she'd say to him but. Really, this is over the top even for you.]

[aneurysms]

NEPETA YOU'RE THE SHIPPER HERE.
I THOUGHT YOU AT LEAST WOULD UNDERSTAND WHERE I'M COMING FROM.

[moirailcompass]

:33 < yes i am
:33 < and i am very purroud of that fact
:33 < but this is something else entirely
:33 < this is you bartering terezi
:33 < dont you think the only purrson who should decide who she spends her time with
:33 < is terezi herself?

[aneurysms]

BUT SHE OBVIOUSLY CAN'T MAKE UP HER MIND????

[moirailcompass]

[Aw, Karkat don't give her that sad look :((]

:33 < look karkat
:33 < if you really want to patch things up with her
:33 < you n33d to stop acting like this
:33 < terezi is purrfectly capable of making up her mind
:33 < if you k33p it up you could purrmanently mess things up

[aneurysms]

IT'S REALLY HARD TO CATCH HER ALONE.
AND I GUESS DEEP DOWN I'M NOT SURE WHY SHE'D CHOOSE ME.
I MEAN I GUESS I CAN UNDERSTAND WHY SHE LIKES STRIDER SO MUCH.
HE PRETTY MUCH HAS SHIT TOGETHER FOR THE MOST PART.
I'M KIND OF A MESS.

I JUST WANT HER TO WANT ME

OH FUCK
MY FUCKING LIFE.
LOOK AT ALL THIS WHINING I'M DOING. THIS IS FUCKING PATHETIC.
I SOUND LIKE ERIDAN.

[moirailcompass]

:33 < im going to be honest with you
:33 < what you did was kinda
:33 < an ampurra ish thing to do
:33 < but missing her and wanting to be with her isnt pathetic
:33 < no one can help how they f33l and if your flushed for her then you are flushed for her
:33 < while i definitely think you should rethink your approach
:33 < if you really love her and want her to be happy
:33 < then dont give up
:33 < i mean you two vaguely had something going on right?
:33 < maybe if you show her your sincerity
:33 < and give her her space
:33 < shell give you another chance

[aneurysms]

IT'S SO STUPID, NEPETA.
I HATE FEELINGS, THIS IS SO DUMB. THIS SO FUCKING STUPID, WHY CAN'T IT BE SIMPLE?

I'VE GIVEN HER SPACE.
AND SHE FILLED THE SPACE UP WITH DAVE STRIDER AND NOW I THINK MAYBE I GAVE HER TOO MUCH SPACE???
MAYBE I COULD WRITE HER A LETTER??
I DON'T KNOW.
EVERY TIME I OPEN MY MOUTH ALL THAT COMES OUT IS BULLSHIT THAT MAKES THIS ENTIRE MESS WORSE.