Canon is Log Horizon!

[tetrap]

Well it's about time! Do you know that every second wasted is a second less of my beauty to be seen by the world? I'm needed out there! Everyone needs an idol! It's my calling to touch hearts and inspire confidence with my beauty!

Comments

[loverofthesea]

Your hair is a nice shade. [That's all he'll say on the matter.]

[tetrap]

[That's good enough for her!]

Isn't it? Isn't it?

[loverofthesea]

Is it natural? [He knows humans have weird habits.]

[tetrap]

Everything about me is natural, because I'm a beautiful idol!

[loverofthesea]

What's an idol? [Beyond the obvious.] What do you do?

[tetrap]

You don't know? Poor thing! Clearly you've been deprived! An idol is a super popular and striking personality! It's our job to lift people's hearts and spirits!

[Wink!]

[loverofthesea]

Do people deserve to have their spirits lifted? [He doesn't think so, nope nope.]

[tetrap]

What, you don't think so? [SHE'S A MIND READER no not really]

[loverofthesea]

No. [Wow, flat answer.] They cause so much misery.

[celestial_wizard]

[ Ohboy. Lucy's grinning on this one. ]

That's a good mentality to have - [ Uh. Provided you don't get too narcissistic with that that is. ] Inspiring confidence in others, I mean. A lot of people - muns in cluded - could use that.

[tetrap]

Right? People can get so gloomy oh so easily these days! There's absolutely no reason to when they have someone like me around!

[celestial_wizard]

Exactly! It seems like every time you cheer one person up though, more seem to be down in the mouth. Good thing that there are cute, cheerful ladies around to pick up their spirits~!

[tetrap]

That just means they probably haven't met me yet! I'm only one girl, but I try my best!

[celestial_wizard]

[ Snrk. How do you not get crushed by that ego? ]

You can only go on person at a time. Don't worry, people can't be down for long with cheerful, bubbly girls around~!

[tetrap]

[It's amaaaazing~]

I guess it'll just have to do! ~hearts;

[celestial_wizard]

[ It's a secret talent! ]

So what are your muns plans for you?

[tetrap]

Oh! We have plans to head to thewake! I hear there's a lot of people over there who need an idol like me in their life!

[worldbeater]

Give it time. Trust me, the excitement won't lost long.

[tetrap]

Huh~ Someone's awfully jaded. I know just what you need!

[worldbeater]

A field or dungeon full of monsters to fight?

[tetrap]

Nope, wrong! You need a beautiful idol like me!! [LEAPS AT]

[worldbeater]

Wha--NO!

[He probably should have seen that coming. The bad news for her is that he's got pretty good reflexes, so he manages to sidestep.]

[tetrap]

-eek!

[FACE. PLANT.

At least landing facefirst on the ground isn't anything new for the poor girl.]

[worldbeater]

[Okay, he thought she was going to be able to catch her balance. He tilts his head to one side and looks down at her, wincing.]

...are you okay?

[tetrap]

[She pries herself up, sitting back with a wince.]

Ow~~