Canon is Log Horizon!

[tetrap]

Well it's about time! Do you know that every second wasted is a second less of my beauty to be seen by the world? I'm needed out there! Everyone needs an idol! It's my calling to touch hearts and inspire confidence with my beauty!

Comments

[loverofthesea]

Your hair is a nice shade. [That's all he'll say on the matter.]

[tetrap]

[That's good enough for her!]

Isn't it? Isn't it?

[loverofthesea]

Is it natural? [He knows humans have weird habits.]

[tetrap]

Everything about me is natural, because I'm a beautiful idol!

[loverofthesea]

What's an idol? [Beyond the obvious.] What do you do?

[tetrap]

You don't know? Poor thing! Clearly you've been deprived! An idol is a super popular and striking personality! It's our job to lift people's hearts and spirits!

[Wink!]

[loverofthesea]

Do people deserve to have their spirits lifted? [He doesn't think so, nope nope.]

[tetrap]

What, you don't think so? [SHE'S A MIND READER no not really]

[loverofthesea]

No. [Wow, flat answer.] They cause so much misery.

[tetrap]

N-

...uwah, no hesitation at all!

You must have had some terrible experience! I guess it's true that people can be the cause of misery but there are good people out there too!

[loverofthesea]

I have met very few. [Though he is trying. Or he was before he ended up here.] I made the sea my home in the first place because of their heartlessness.

[tetrap]

Wow, that bad, huh?

So you live on a houseboat or something, mister?

[loverofthesea]

I live under the sea. [Said in a "duh" manner.]

[tetrap]

.....

What, really?? Are you part fish?

[loverofthesea]

I'm a Wizard. [Though, technically, his daughters are part fish.]

[tetrap]

Enchanter class? Summoner? Although I've never heard of any particular abilities that could be used with the sea. Maybe it's something new! I'm a cleric, myself, so if you ever need a healer!

[loverofthesea]

I do a little bit of everything. Whatever is needed. [He tilts his head.] The sea can heal me if I'm ill.

[celestial_wizard]

[ Ohboy. Lucy's grinning on this one. ]

That's a good mentality to have - [ Uh. Provided you don't get too narcissistic with that that is. ] Inspiring confidence in others, I mean. A lot of people - muns in cluded - could use that.

[tetrap]

Jack of all trades! Well, I guess that's handy.

[She blinks.]

Wow, seriously? Is it a magical sea?

[tetrap]

Right? People can get so gloomy oh so easily these days! There's absolutely no reason to when they have someone like me around!

[celestial_wizard]

Exactly! It seems like every time you cheer one person up though, more seem to be down in the mouth. Good thing that there are cute, cheerful ladies around to pick up their spirits~!

[tetrap]

That just means they probably haven't met me yet! I'm only one girl, but I try my best!

[celestial_wizard]

[ Snrk. How do you not get crushed by that ego? ]

You can only go on person at a time. Don't worry, people can't be down for long with cheerful, bubbly girls around~!

[tetrap]

[It's amaaaazing~]

I guess it'll just have to do! ~hearts;

[celestial_wizard]

[ It's a secret talent! ]

So what are your muns plans for you?