canon is Transporter: The Series

[3rules]

We aren't talking about it. It's as simple as that.

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[carlavaleri]

My mun was going to say if you wanted to vent, that's what we're all doing above you.

[3rules]

Venting will make it real. I'll be in denial for a bit.

[carlavaleri]

If my mun or I can help, you know we'll be here. Probably up all night.

[3rules]

You are always there for me. I don't know what made you leave canonly.

[carlavaleri]

I don't know either. Or that I didn't come back for Dieter's funeral. But my mun thinks that was probably because they wouldn't have me just in one scene.

[3rules]

My mun was thinking the same thing.

[carlavaleri]

I can think of one positive thing.

[3rules]

What would that be?

[carlavaleri]

You look stunning in blue.

But Frank.

Don't ever wear a turtleneck again.

[Srsly.]

[3rules]

I didn't look good?

[carlavaleri]

No. You didn't. Also, are you trying for the scruffy look now?

[3rules]

I suppose so. [Chuckles.]

[carlavaleri]

Stop it.

[Hands him a razor.]

[3rules]

Not this either?

[carlavaleri]

No. Not unless you're so distraught over me leaving that you can't even take care of yourself. And even then I would call you and tell you to shave.

[3rules]

Oh I'd be very distraught.

[carlavaleri]

Distraught enough not to shave and to dress improperly. I'm almost touched.

But I'd still call you. Even if I did leave I strongly doubt we would have stopped being friends. It wasn't your fault, what happened to me.

[3rules]

I'm glad you'd call. I'd miss you too much.

[carlavaleri]

I'd miss you too. Every day.

[plusonesecond]

Can I join you in the 'not talking about it' club? I'll bring the beer.

[3rules]

You're on.

[plusonesecond]

[Hands him one with her good arm.] I have a nice condo in the land of 'not talking about it' by now.

[3rules]

You deserve an upgrade.

[plusonesecond]

Actually right now I'm just trying to convince my mun not to un-retire me.

[3rules]

Why is that?

[plusonesecond]

Because then we'd have to talk about how I was once engaged and that I'm missing an arm. I'm not good for anyone.

[3rules]

I see. That could be a lot to have to deal with.

[plusonesecond]

[Anna is too quick to assume his intentions.] Yeah, see. I told her that I'd be the one woman you'd find unattractive.

[3rules]

Now why would you automatically assume that?



Also, I'm not that much of a ladies man.

[plusonesecond]

You've gotten laid more than I have. Then again if the fake arm doesn't turn them off the fact I can wrestle them usually does.

[3rules]

I don't see how that could be a turn-off. Bodies rubbing together, writhing against the other.

[plusonesecond]

Because usually when somebody's under me it's because I'm arresting them. I'm a cop, canonly, or if my mun's in AU mood then I'm a driver.

The AU at least means I didn't get my arm ripped off, so she decided to almost blow me up instead.

[3rules]

Nice mun you got there.

[plusonesecond]

The physical violence I'd be fine with if I stopped getting emotionally hurt. Why I came to talk to you, we share some shit common ground.

I'm Anna, by the way, since apparently we can trade names now.

[3rules]

What common ground is that?


Frank. Nice to meet you.

[plusonesecond]

The having things we don't want to talk about.


Nice to meet you too. Shit, I think she wants to go post something for me now. God help me.

[3rules]

SHould I be apologizing? Driver you and I could talk cars?

[plusonesecond]

Well. Apparently I'm drinking. But yeah, if you want to come by and talk about my Ford. I have a place on the beach. It might relax you.