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[kneecaptain]

Look, if you're gonna send me somewhere, take your time and do it right. Go in with a plan.

Yeah, it'd be nice if you could find Natasha, but— you can't force it. You can't force her to do anything. And you're not gonna send me anywhere because you're crap at writing applications.

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[batmanschmatman]

Asking them to control their impulses and plan ahead is like asking the sun to stop setting at night, you know.

[kneecaptain]

It's not a hard thing to ask. Just go to St. Petersburg.

[batmanschmatman]

I've got plenty of other metaphors lined up.

[kneecaptain]

My typist's not really the reckless type.

[batmanschmatman]

Then I guess you don't have anything to worry about.

[kneecaptain]

Correction: I've got different things to worry about.

[batmanschmatman]

Like?

[kneecaptain]

That this is just a joke account, for one.

[batmanschmatman]

Why is it just a joke account?

[kneecaptain]

Have you seen the profile?

[batmanschmatman]

People put ridiculous things in profiles all the time.

[kneecaptain]

And I don't have to like it.

[batmanschmatman]

No one's saying you have to.

[kneecaptain]

I try not to think about it.

[batmanschmatman]

Then don't.

So, who's Natasha?

[kneecaptain]

She's my partner.