death eater au!percy weasley; homeless

[bloodbetrayed]

Muggle.

Please do us all a favor and stop pretending that someone like you can do justice to a wizard of my complexity and intelligence. It is insulting to me and doomed to failure for you. While I know I can't put you off of it entirely if you choose not to let it go, just allow me to warn you that I will not be as tolerant of your meddling as my ... counterpart. I am a very busy man, and I do not care to have my time wasted.

P.I. Weasley

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[chasingdragons]

Always thought you were a bit of a duffer.

Listen to you.

You sound like one of those villains from the Mad Muggle comics. Meddling. Go on, you great prat.

[bloodbetrayed]

It is meddling. Sticking their filthy noses where they don't belong, playing with us like we're dolls.

[chasingdragons]

Well, with that hair, Perce...

[bloodbetrayed]

There is nothing wrong with my hair!

[chasingdragons]

You have what I like to call 'Prat Hair'.

[wizarding_indy]

'Of your complexity and intelligence', eh?

Perce. Don't make me pop that swelled head. I guarantee you won't like the process.

[bloodbetrayed]

[...hello there, dead brother.]

I do not have a swelled head.

[wizarding_indy]

[Hello there, prat brother.]

Are you sure about that? It's blocking out the sun from where I'm standing.

[bloodbetrayed]

I certainly cannot speak to what your perception of the sun may or may not be, but I can assure you, my head is of perfectly normal size.

[wizarding_indy]

Hmm.

[Yes, he is totally raising his wand to measure your head, Perce, squinting past it like an artist past his thumb.]

No, it's definitely swelled. Probably a curse. I'll see if I can remove it, shall I?

[He grins and flicks his wand smoothly back into his palm. The smile is light-hearted enough, but there is a certain measure of consideration in his eyes. Hmm.]

[undoubtedly]

[...And here Theo thought he's seen everything. Merlin.]

I almost forgot how highly you like to think of yourself.

[bloodbetrayed]

There is a difference between fact and opinion, Nott. You hold an opinion. That a mere Muggle is not intelligent enough to convincingly portray a wizard like myself is fact.

[undoubtedly]

[Theo very nearly isn't able to keep from laughing, and he certainly isn't able to keep his lips from twitching. Why so pretentious, Weasley?]

Ah, of course. And how is convincing them of that going for you?

[bloodbetrayed]

Poorly.

She seems to think it's funny.

[undoubtedly]

They usually do whenever we start complaining. From what I've seen, most these muns care very little for our opinions.

HP AU!Hufflepuff Spidey

[badgering]

Yeesh. Do you practice those speeches in a mirror or something?

i just have all of this ":D" right now

[bloodbetrayed]

There is no need to practice in a mirror. Eloquence will out.

Re: i just have all of this ":D" right now

[badgering]

There's eloquence, and then there's sounding like a James Bond villain.

Seriously, I'm halfway expecting you to strap me to a table so you can cut me in half with a laser.

[bloodbetrayed]

Who is James Bond, and what is a laser?

[badgering]

[Snaps fingers} Pureblood, right? Yeah, sorry, James Bond is the main character of a series of Muggle spy novels and films. A laser is an intense beam of light, that, with enough power and a proper focus can cut through solid steel.

[worthfighting]

Busy with what, Perce? Writing people up for detentions?

[bloodbetrayed]

Don't call me Perce. That implies a level of familiarity that I no longer care to engender with you.

[worthfighting]

Oh, that hurts my feelings. I thought I was your favourite?

[It's not like there are other members of their family to knock her out of that position nowadays.]

So who's allowed to call you Perce around here? Something tells me it isn't your Death Eater mates.

[bloodbetrayed]

No one uses that insipid nickname. People pay me the respect I am due , either with my proper Christian name or 'Mr. Weasley.'

[worthfighting]

Mr Weasley was our dad, not you.