Canon is Transporter: The Series. Why am I doing this.

[carlavaleri]

I can tell you why you're doing it. Because you're worried about Frank and you don't want him to be alone, same as I do. That's very sweet of you, and I'm happy to play along.

Although I have to say, your icon making abilities leave something to be desired.

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[transportings]

Afraid I'll get in trouble?

[carlavaleri]

I know you'll get in trouble. I just don't want you to have to get into it alone.

[transportings]

I manage to get out of it though help is always good to have. It's good to see you Carla.

[carlavaleri]

It's good to see you too Frank. Although I'm not so sure I like this place, or whatever my mun is trying to do with me.

[transportings]

Dare I even ask?

[carlavaleri]

She threw me into a meme where I picked up a strange ex-government agent and he bled all over my new dress en route to the hospital. And yes, she did note that you would probably be very unhappy about me being in close quarters with an armed stranger.

[transportings]

[Pinches bridge of nose.]

[carlavaleri]

[Carla knows what that means.]

He tagged me. And I couldn't very well leave someone to just bleed to death, Frank.

Although I found myself wishing you'd have been waiting when I got back.

[transportings]

I'd of been there if you called.

[carlavaleri]

I figured we'd find each other in time. And I was right. [Smiles.] So what have you been doing here?

[transportings]

Not too much really, just getting my bearings really.

[carlavaleri]

Well, now you have me. I'll keep you occupied and you can keep my mun from putting me in these [said with distaste] smut memes.

[transportings]

Mine would just torment you with me.

[carlavaleri]

You could never torment me, Frank. Or are you suggesting you want to see me naked?

[transportings]

Well I did mean tormenting in said memes.

[carlavaleri]

I wasn't aware you thought of me in that way. [Smirks a little.] Although, I do share headspace with a delightful young woman who's dating someone not unlike you, so it might be amusing.

[transportings]

Is that so?

And please Carla, I do have eyes that function quite well.

[carlavaleri]

It is. Apparently he's a doctor. I've not met him, but she seems quite taken by him.

And you do, but I assumed they were looking at Juliette, much to my mun's annoyance.

[transportings]

My mun tends to ship you and I.

[carlavaleri]

As does mine. Mostly because mine thinks she's a stalker.

[transportings]

Well to be fair she is.

[carlavaleri]

And to be fair you are worthy of being stalked.

[transportings]

You think so?

[carlavaleri]

You're not the only one with eyes, Frank.

It's really quite ridiculous up here. You haven't met this Jack Gallagher, have you?

[transportings]

No, but I do believe I met his girl however.

[carlavaleri]

Did you?

I can't say I'm surprised. You're this good-looking, of course someone would try to copy you eventually.

[transportings]

Well he did come before I did. I am however just better looking and more charismatic.

[carlavaleri]

Mm yes, I think I definitely need to work on that ego of yours.

Coffee, perhaps? The mun isn't doing anything but trying to keep Megan from doing something daft given recent events in the poor girl's life.

[transportings]

Coffee, or anything you want.

[carlavaleri]

Frank, you keep saying that I'm going to keep thinking you're offering me sex.

[transportings]

Who says I'm not?

[carlavaleri]

Mmm...maybe you should come over.

Although I apologize for my lack of icons. My mun is not as talented as yours.