Whelp. Congrats on becoming a TV star, Ash?

[boomsticking]

Yeah, I'm thrilled, thanks.

Guess it's cool I ended up living that long, but I ain't looking forward to the old man jokes. I'll deal. As long as you don't dump me for...older me. Dunno how that'd work, but that don't mean I'm gonna sit around and take it.

Don't make any hot trophy husband jokes or I'll take out the saw,
Ash

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[isntamovie]

At least you're in your TV series. Not that I want to see "Ghostface," again.

[boomsticking]

Hey, at least you didn't have to sit through some weird remake just to get to this point. I'm never gonna be able to sit through the Exorcist without laughing again.

...Do I wanna know what a Ghostface is?