i'm not even sure what i'm doing myself || canon is RWBY

[scarfox]

... You're joking, right?

[ A pause, his head slooooooowly leaning to one side as his eyebrows lower. ]

You're not. You're not joking at all. So... you must just be an idiot, then. Great. I'm really looking forward to this.

[ but how can you look forward when you're-- ]

Don't even say it.

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[chocolategunslinger]

Hey now, you keep frowning like that and you're gonna look old. [Uses a gloved finger to tug up the corner of his mouth with a smirk.]

See, that's much better.

[scarfox]

[ It's kind of incredible how he manages to look grumpy even with his mouth forced into a smile. ]

You know I don't care much about appearances.

[chocolategunslinger]

Of course you don't; that's what I'm here for. [The finger used to try and make him smile moves to under his chin with a little skritch.]

Even after our team dominated you still wear such a frown? Tsk tsk.

[leporidaes]

Fox! It's good to see you around.

[even if she knows how muns can get a little crazy with their muses sometimes but... optimism!!]

[scarfox]

[ A quiet sigh as his head tilts back - whether it does so out of exasperation or to allow her hand to continue its work is a mystery. ]

There aren't many people I'm okay with following orders from. This... mun guy? Not one of them.

[scarfox]

[ He bites back a sharp retort about how it isn't so good to be around this place - getting snappy at Velvet is virtually a sin. Instead he forces a slow breath through his lungs, before responding with somewhat forced calmness. ]

A little disoriented by all of this, but I guess it could be worse.

[chocolategunslinger]

[She uses it as an invitation to keep doing it, using all her fingers to scratch lightly under his chin.

But, after a while she takes her hand back, resting it on her hip while in thought.]

But if you follow your mun then you're allowed to come out and play more with us. Sounds like a fair trade to me.

[scarfox]

[ His head lowers again shortly after she stops, arms folding loosely over his chest as his lips quirk into a thoughtful frown. ]

... Fair point. I guess I have to take one for the team on this.

[ Not that they aren't perfectly capable even without his help, but he's not about to risk letting anything happen because he refused to stick around. Blind or not, he has to look out for CFVY first and foremost. ]

Doesn't mean I like it.

[chocolategunslinger]

[Smirking, she gives him a pat on the head, rather than go for his rear. Those were reserved for when he's done extraordinary on the field, which for Fox, was almost always.]

And don't think we don't appreciate that sacrifice.

Sometimes we're gonna do things we're not that okay with doing. Seems like just a learning process.

But I wouldn't dwell on it too much. Someone messes with you, I'll put 'em in a coma.

[scarfox]

Just a coma?

[ His gaze shifts to where he assumes her eyes are - he's gotten pretty good at determining it by now. ]

Are you going soft?

[ Even in a completely deadpan tone, even without any change in his expression, he assumes she'll know he's kidding. ]

[chocolategunslinger]

[Scoffs.] Hardly.

For someone who does something to my teammates, death would be far too easy and relaxed of a punishment.

Clearly I'd need them to suffer for it.

[scarfox]

[ A little "hm", head tilting back and forth briefly. ]

I'm not sure how much they'd suffer in a coma, though.

[chocolategunslinger]

Don't be ridiculous. The mind is known to continue on when the body has all but shut down in such a state.

Naturally, I'd visit, ad remind them every day of what they did towards you or anyone of CFVY. Sadistic as it might be. [Partially shrugs, adjusting her dark glasses.]

If anything it would just be a slow death.

[scarfox]

If it's me or Yatsuhashi, that's fine.

If it's Velvet, we kill them outright.

[ no one fucks with the bunny it's a miracle cardin's even still alive ]

[chocolategunslinger]

Hm, deal. That will go without saying.

Look at you, finally giving in to emotions. [Playfully flicks some of the fringe of his hair from his face.] And here we thought you'd never open up to us.

[scarfox]

I've always had emotions, you know.

[ Or at least one emotion - anger. And he was very, very good at channeling it. ]

Don't act so surprised. You'll hurt my feelings.

[ Ha. Ha. ]

[chocolategunslinger]

Hey no, with that sort of attitude I'll make sure Velvet doesn't invite you to our little tea parties. [More like she dunks a whole chocolate bar in a cup of warm milk and reap the benefits.]

Eeh, anyways, I know you love us.

[scarfox]

I never drank tea much to begin with.

[ ... Maybe he has, but he's argumentative okay.

But that won't stop him from taking his turn to lift a hand, dropping it on top of Coco's head to smoosh her hat a little. ]

Think what you'd like.

[chocolategunslinger]

While your poker face is always in tact, your lying could use a bit of work.

[Quirks an eyebrow when he smooshes her hat and touches her but in his own Fox-y[see what happened there] way. She allows it from her teammates; not so much anyone else though.]

You're hardly denying it.

[scarfox]

[ Leave the puns to the first-years, Coco. ]

I haven't lied at all. I never said you're right or wrong.

[speaks_softly]

[Sup.]

Hmm... I don't think they are joking.

[Yatsuhashi doesn't look particularly upset about the situation for his part at least. Not to say he looks happy either but, hey.]

[scarfox]

[ Don't worry - Fox'll be scowling enough for the both of them. ]

I've noticed. What a shame.

[chocolategunslinger]

[Never Is that what the Fox says?]

So you do love us. How sweet of you~

[scarfox]

[ you're so lucky you're the leader ]

Do you really want to just stand around and talk about feelings, Coco?

[chocolategunslinger]

Why? Are you getting flustered? [She doubts that but it's fun teasing her teammates.

Goes back to what she was doing earlier, skritching him under the chin with her fingertips.] Not like there seems to be much of anything else to do in this place.