mun was reminiscing, which led to a steep and downward spiral

[un_beau_coquin]

 So, you 'ave finally caught up wizh zhe comics. You 'ave been meaning to do zhis since you last picked me up. When was zhat again? You must forgive zhis dusty old brain of mine.

[With a sigh, he rubs the bridge of his nose with one hand and goes into his suit jacket with the other.] Say it as much as you like, I will never admit to being even zhe slightest bit kind to zhe Scout. Circumstances merely pushed me to 'is aid, nozhing more, nozhing less.

And zhat is all zhere is to say on zhe matter. [Opens up his cigarette case, picks out a smoke and lights it.] What is more pressing 'ere is zhat I honestly 'ope you 'ave plans for me now zhat you 'ave released me back into zhis... world. If you know what is best for you and your state of living, you will not leave me idle.

Comments

[eyelander]

Ye don't have to admit to bein' soft, mate. Deep down, we all know.

[un_beau_coquin]

You say zhe word 'admit' as if zhere were any ounce of truzh to zhese accusations.

[eyelander]

If there wasn't, I don't think ya'd be so accomodatin' of the lad.

I didn't know there were comics! :O

[only_half_a_god]

[Aaah, mortals are so interesting. But, uh, mun, why did you bring him here? Oh well.]

We can hardly imagine someone of thy caliber remaining idle for long.

[All he's getting from his mun is that she's squeeing over this "Spy" person, so hopefully his words are... not sarcastic.]

http://www.teamfortress.com/comics.php enjoy~

[un_beau_coquin]

[Quirks a brow, but smirks anyway.] As much as I would like to zhink zhe same, zhe confines of zhis-- "'eadspace" are more limiting zhan I would like to admit.

falsjfklsj!! <3 I'm gonna read it right now! Well, after this.

[only_half_a_god]

Mayhap, but We think 'tis of some entertainment to construct methods around such limitations.

One need only find the proper venue.

[Memes are interesting, for example, so why not use them? That's what he thinks. Even if it's only for a mun's entertainment, he can't say he hasn't found some value in being permitted to exercise his power. The only key to it was finding the right opportunity to do so.]

I am so late to this party, but HELLO.

[hasstandards]

Hn. Comics.

[Man, is he thrilled about them. So thrilled. Feel his excitement.]

HELLO so good to tag you again!! ;u;

[un_beau_coquin]

[Even Spy has sympathy for Sniper. In fact, because it's Spy he might just have an abundance of sympathy for Sniper.

He bows his head a bit.] Oui, you did not exactly receive zhe best treatment in zhese installments, 'ave you?

It's always my pleasure. Your Spy is so fantastic. <3

[hasstandards]

I finally bloody show up, and look what happens. My parents are gone, my other parents left us down there, and I get shot by some wanker what can't even aim for the head, so now I get to drown with the rest of you bludgers. That's if I don't bleed out first.

[He's just a hair cranky over this development. Just a hair.]

[bring_the_beatdown]

Believe me bruddah, I'm not happy about it either.

[un_beau_coquin]

Not 'appy to be treated so generously? I never knew you were so 'ard to please. You normally seem content wizh somezhing as simple as a bucket of chicken.

[bring_the_beatdown]

Look here chucklenuts, I'll have you know I'm way deeper than a bucket of chicken. I've got layers man.

[notintehkitchen]

I like comics. What's your favorite comic?

[Missing the point.]

[un_beau_coquin]

I'm afraid I'm not particularly partial to comics, mon amie. I never 'ad zhe time to dabble in such zhings.

[notintehkitchen]

Not reading comics? So... you look at those other magazines?

[not_onyourside]

And where have you been?

[Not that he missed you.]

[un_beau_coquin]

Collecting dust while zhe girl attends to "responsibilities".

Did I miss anyzhing important?

[nomorebodybags]

If anyone could relate, ironically, it would be this here BLU Medic. "I understand vhat you are going zhrough. Mein Mun has picked me up but zhen life...oof...life hit her pretty harshly enough to keep me locked up somevhere deep inside her head." Upon the sight of the lit cigarette, the Medic takes a step back and does his best to naturally rest his index finger under his nose. "Mein Mun left me to idle for over ten veeks, and now zhat she's slowly back into zhat--mood? She wants me to go back out so zhat she may, fish." The rest of his fingers dresses down to hover over his mouth while his opposite hand reaches down to hold the elbow up. He created the illusion of himself thinking about this situation, where as while he was indeed doing so he was at the same time bothered by the cigarette smoke. "I say zhat ve shouldn't be so harsh to our Mun, alzhough, maybe zhat is just me?"

[un_beau_coquin]

[Spy picks up on Medic's little fidgets-- his own Medic is not so different, though he usually jumps straight to the point and tells him to fuck off and smoke somewhere outside Medic's vicinity. The logical choice of action is to release smoke in rings in Medic's general direction.]

Hmm, per'aps not, but I am so very tired of being tossed around like a ragdoll. Besides, while I am free to zhrow words at 'er like knives, zhe damage is next to nozhing in reality.

[you_schweinhund]

"I'll share vith you vhat iz mad, zhat ve--two smart and complex men--are being pushed around by zhis...nobodies. Alzhough, maybe your mun is more of a human being zhan mein? Zhat vould be very likely for mein mun is very veak and small-minded. Selfish if I vere to give it a veaker tag." The Medic crosses his arms keeps his eyes upon the RED Spy, "I vas made and put on idle in less zhen twenty-four hours due to mein mun's life crisis. I say zhat if it means zhat zhey are coming back to us to write or take zheir time to do anyzhing vith those they put idle for...zhen ve should make it so zhat ve are something zhat zhey vill need in orzer to live." The statement sounded a bit too serious, making the Medic chuckle which then evolved into a rather louder laughter. He hunched over while his shoulder shook, his laughter resuming before dying out. He found himself looking up at the Spy again, straightening his form, "Just kizzing, zhey vill only repeat zhe cycle if you ask me. Play vith us as zhough zhat ve are toys on zhe shelf before putting us back and to never look at us until somezhing triggers vithin zhem again...don't you agree?"

[un_beau_coquin]

Very talkative today, aren't you, docteur?

Mais, oui, we are like play zhings to zhem, and zhe worst part about zhat reality is zhat we are powerless to stop zhem. 'Owever, zhat may just be my "pampered" lifestyle speaking-- I 'ave never been tortured or maimed, so I suppose I cannot complain much. You must agree zhat being idle is preferable to mutilation, oui?

[ex_haveaplan64]

You want your mun t' muck about with your loife?

(Even when forced to share a headspace with a BLU Spy, he will never, ever understand Spy logic.)

[un_beau_coquin]

At zhis point, it is preferable to lying around doing nozhing. I don't do well wizh boredom, wizh inaction-- it makes me antsy.

[Have a melodramatic hand over his heart with just a hint of a smile on his face.]

Time to bring out all of those pictures that I never use except in lol threads!

[shhhhh_secret]

(Well, he did promise "later", and now is as good a time as any to disguise himself as a RED Sniper and drape himself all over you.)



(All but purring in Spy's ear, use this clip as reference): I'm back. Did you miss me?

((OOC: Sup. Same mun as haveaplan, he's a huge asshole troll and not averse to extremely inappropriate behavior. I want to keep things in LOL territory for now, so have the world's most awkward game of gay chicken!))

And so the fun begins!

[un_beau_coquin]

[At first Spy tenses. Unannounced physical contact will do that to any trained mercenary. But his body's unsure of what to do after that-- the voice definitely doesn't match with the action, or the words, either.

With a slight smirk, Spy turns his head to face his visitor.]

As zhe sky misses zhe sun at night. What a charming display you 'ave for me.

[ooc: yep, I remember your BSpy from our time in mayfield way back when! :3c also RSpy? Awkward? Naahhh. This will go exactly as expected. Clearly.]