dear_mun | (no subject)

... I don't believe this.

You've clearly got no idea of what to do anymore with me; I know that you hear my voice just fine but obviously you need some kind of help to, as you put it, kickstart writing me again. Just clear everything out except for what you want in your head. I don't care what you do. Why did you even bring me back here--? Is it some attempt to work back into me?

Also, no, I don't care if you get a--

.. oh. ... oh I see. ... Well of course now I want those extra icons since all that you have left are the smutty ones!

You have enough to max out the highest amount they offer on here, don't you? That would be better than being left with those-- those icons! Yes, I know I'm not getting laid, shut the hell up.

Now stop calling me cranky and get me some coffee. It's going to be a long night. Especially if you're starting to take interest in putting me in a game somewhere. I don't even know where you'd start looking to find a game around here, however. Perhaps someone will take pity on you and point you somewhere that we could go.

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[ Akame is going to quieeeeeetly steer away from the topic of smutty icons - were she more expressive she might admit that that'd be really embarrassing. Instead she tilts her head a little. ]

You have difficulties with your mundane? [ Don't they all? Well, she can try to be helpful. ]

What is your mundane seeking in terms of games?

I'm not sure. I suppose anything will do for her, as far as she's concerned. She's done games before and I think she'd like something.. broad.

( Something fun, you mean. )

Hmph. But to answer the question -- yes, I have difficulties with her. She keeps me bound and expects me to behave no matter what. It's most.. annoying.

[ To say the least. ]

I see. That is a broad search as well - the game I am in is still new and small, and everyone travels on airships. But there are strange things and missions we are meant to take during our search for the way home.

[ A little pause at the later. ]

Mundanes always try to force us to do as they say. [ It doesn't always work though. ]

Airships? .. Tch, I see. Missions.

[ His nose wrinkles at that. Anything that has to remind him of his days as a military dog is enough to make his stomach turn over, sharply so. ]

She doesn't 'force' so much as she 'coerces'. And bribes. I mustn't forget the fact that she attempts to bribe me.

[ It works. Sometimes. ]

[ Akame nodded sagely. ]

To recover things called Regalia. They're supposed to be capable of returning us to our home worlds.

[ A pause. ]

Bribery - with food?

[ That's how her mun got her. Well that and promising her a castmate. ]

I see. It sounds.. annoying. And if there's no idea of whether they'll work, it sounds far more like something that would drive me to.. extremes.

[ He snorts. ]

Yes, with food. And with coffee. As well as the chance to throw my fist into the face of annoyances if I feel like it. Or setting them on fire.

I'm not choosy.

[ No but that is a rather unsettling thing to say. ]

It is. However, it is a necessity if we want to return. [ .. extremes were never good. But she didn't seem the least bit disturbed by it - but then she didn't really ever show much emotion on her face regardless. ]

[ Extremes, where he was concerned, usually tended to end up with the local populace being murdered and hometowns being set ablaze while the SOLDIER went through a complete and utter breakdown.

Nothing to worry about, right? ]

I see. I suppose there are some who might find it pleasant to be stuck at a place where no one knows them or of them. But then again... Hmph. It sounds tedious no matter what.