UPD8

[extravagantbitch]

OKAY.
MUN FUCK. I'LL LEVEL WITH YOU.
(ALTHOUGH YOU'LL NEVER TRULY BE ON MY LEVEL. IN THE SLIGHTEST.)
I AM DISAPPOINTED THAT I DIDN'T KILL THE HATER. YES.
BUT. EVERYONE ELSE DIED. INDIRECTLY BECAUSE OF ME. IN THE FUTURE.
SORT OF.
FUCK.
MUN.
I WANT TO KILL SOMEONE. SOON.
PERHAPS THE CLOWN.
THOUGH HE'S ALREADY DEAD? UGH. FUCK.
PERHAPS I CAN FIND THE HATER. AND KILL HIM.
AS THE LORD OF TIME. I CAN UNDOUBTEDLY DO SOMETHING. LIKE THAT.
PROBABLY.
OKAY. NO. WHATEVER.
I'LL RELISH IN THE DEATHS. OF ALL THE PEOPLE I HATE.
INSTEAD OF FOCUSING ON OTHER BULLSHIT.

Comments

[soyoudonthaveto]

It's gonna be so satisfying when you're taken down by the remaining kids' friendship bullshit.

[extravagantbitch]

YOU FAIL TO REALIZE. THAT THE OTHER KIDS STAND NO CHANCE.
BEFORE THE YAOIEST MOTHERFUCKER. IN ALL OF SPACETIME.
ALSO. "FRIENDSHIPGIFJSUIUAID".
STANDS NO CHANCE. LIKE HOLY SHIT.
WHAT'S THAT EVEN SUPPOSED TO DO?
HUMAN FRIENDLOVE GROSS FUCKERY IS JUST BULLSHIT.

You familiar with Nostalgia Critic at all?

[soyoudonthaveto]

The reason I suspect the power of friendship will somehow play a role in kicking your ass? Because in the game that influenced your existence, the main characters face a powerful god-like monstrosity that they ultimately kill with the "Pray" command.

You're fucked, Caliborn. No matter what way you look at it. John kicked your ass just now, and the rest of the kids will help finish you off - past, present, and future.