Mun wants to RP off a Condesce again. Muse doesn't. (Game is box_network)

[polariity]

Okay wow
II know that you 2eem to hate me deeply and liive to 2ee me 2uffer
De2piite all your proclamatiion2 to the contrary
And II al2o know that you are 2o thiir2ty for me II'm gettiing 2econdhand embarra22ment 2o you've been readiing all my old thread2
But you know what we don't need?

More fii2h
Partiicularly the hiigh 2hiit queen of fii2he2

II mean gettiing a chance to 2tab her iin the la2t game II wa2 iin wa2 amaziing
But that doe2n't make up for the fact that
Oh
2he broke my wrii2t, kiidnapped me, wa2 2ort of re2pon2iible for all my friiend2 dyiing at one poiint, 2tuck me to a bench wiith her triident
And 2tole all the orange2 from the grocery 2tore whiich ii2 really the la2t 2traw a2 far a2 II'm concerned

2o no we don't really need her in Box
IIt'2 goiing to be a clu2terfuck a2 iit ii2 a22umiing II get iin
The Grand Hiighblood and Douchefiin2 are already there
Let'2 not complete the unholy triio of "2hiit II 2eriiou2ly do not need to deal wiith"

Comments

[bl1ndfolds33r]

YOU GOT 4W4Y
4ND R4N B4CK
...
PL34S3 T3LL M3 TH3R3 W4S 4N 4CTU4L R34SON FOR TH4T

[polariity]

Oh you know
II ju2t love gettiing my a22 beat
What can II 2ay?

And

There wa2 a guy who 2ort of ended up gettiing caught iin the cro22fiire when II hauled a22
2o
Yeah

sorry for the wait <_< >_>

[bl1ndfolds33r]

OH
CROSSF1R3, GOD [KANAYA :C Karkat D:]
CROSSF1R3 1S 4 LO4D OF HOOFBE4ST SH1T
1T N33DS TO STOP K33P H4PP3N1NG

No problem

[polariity]

2ure would be niice iif iit diid
But let'2 face iit
Thiing2 are never that 2iimple
All you can do ii2 bull2hiit wiith what you have

[bl1ndfolds33r]

WH4T 1 H4V3 1S 4 CH3ST WOUND
1 DONT 3V3N H4V3 CORPS3S TO WORK W1TH
TH3Y 4LL GOT V4POR1Z3D
UNL3SS D4V3 L3FT 4NOTH3R D4V3 CORPS3 SOM3WH3R3
TH4TS SO H1M
H4ND1NG OUT TH3 D4V3 CORPS3S L1K3 CH34P 4SS C1G4RS
OR HOW3V3R TH4T HUM4N S4Y1NG W3NT

[She had been starting to chill out. Thanks, Psi.]

1M N3XT TO 4 L4K3 OF L4V4
4LON3 W1TH 4 P1SS3D OFF PS1ON1C COND3SC3
ON 4 SM4SH3D PLAN3T
1 H4V3 H4LF 4 SWORD C4N3 4ND 4 SH1TLO4D OF BLOOD, 3V3N SOM3 TH4T 1SNT M1N3!
YOU H4V3 4NY 1D34S??
S3CR3TLY 1V3 GOT 3V3RYTH1NG UND3R CONTROL BUT 1 WOULDNT W4NT YOU TO F33L 3XCLUD3D H3R3

[polariity]

Throw your2elf iinto the lava
Ju2t 2ay "fuck iit, bye a22hole2" and jump

[Terezi I am so sorry]

Okay but 2eriiou2ly?
You're probably fucked anyway
2o go out 2wiingiing
Becau2e you've endeared your2elf 2o much to me, II'll let you iin on a 2ecret
U2e all that exce22 blood and fliing 2ome of iit iinto her goddamn eye2

[bl1ndfolds33r]

...

[She knows Psi's just being an asshole.]

THOS3 4R3 BOTH GOOD 1D34S
1 W4S CONS1D3R1NG ST4BB1NG H3R 4LR34DY
1TS 4LL 1M GOOD FOR 4ND SH3S 4LL TH4TS L3FT TO ST4B
1 TH1NK 1LL R3V3RS3 TH4T ORD3R THOUGH
TRY TH3 ST4BB1NG F1RST, TH3N TH3 L4V4
1F TH3 ST4BB1NG DO3SNT WORK TH4TS PROB4BLY WH3R3 1D 3ND UP 4NYW4Y
L4V4 S33MS TO B3 1N R1GHT NOW

[She knows, but fuck ignoring him, these are totally choice options he's presenting.]

[polariity]

[The sad thing? It's both the general Captor dickery and also pathetically sincere. If she throws herself into the lava, it's done and over with and she'll have gotten to choose her death.]

[...Which is a lot more than he can say for so many people, himself included.]

IIf you bliind her
And 2he really ii2 copyiing my power2 down to the letter like 2ome 6 2weep old on hellionArt dot com
Then you miight buy your2elf a biit more 2tabbiing tiime
At lea2t enough to aiim better

What ii2 wiith the lava anyway
II2 that the late2t fad and no one told me
II'm hurt

1/2

[bl1ndfolds33r]

1 M4Y H4V3 L3FT OUT 4 LOT OF OTH3R PSION1C 4B1L1T13S SH3 4LSO SOM3HOW N4BB3D
PR3TTY SUR3 TH3 PL4N3T TH1NG W4S T3L3K1N3S1S
4ND SH3 SPONG3W4SH3D 4 COUPL3 OF TH3 HUM4NS, SO M4YB3 TH3 S3RK3T
NO W41T TH4T DO3SNT WORK R1GHT ON HUM4NS
UNL3SS
SH3S B3TT3R 4T 1T?
SH1T 1 HOP3 SH3 C4NT M4K3 1T WORK ON M3
N3V3R H4D TO WORRY 4BOUT TH4T B3FOR3
...
FUCK TH1S, 1T DO3SNT 4FF3CT TH3 PL4N

[Well, her new plan is terrible, but she has a plan, so she's relaxing a bit again... um, good job Psi?]

2/2

[bl1ndfolds33r]

H4H4H4 1 H4V3 NO 1D34
1T W4S L1K3 TH1S WH3N 1 GOT H3R3
JUST
L4V4 3V3RYWH3R3
1 GO HUNT1NG FOR CLOWNS, 1 F1ND L4V4
3V3RYON3 D1V1NG 1N FOR 4 R3L4X1NG SW1M

[polariity]

[How the hell does that even make any sense, seadwellers aren't even supposed to have psionics. Oh well- fuck it.]

II gue22 thii2 ii2 why you 2hould alway2 have a 2pare bathiing 2uiit on hand
Never know when you're goiing to have to look cute for 2ome late lava 2wiimmiing wiith the friiend2