Sweet. This is like my favorite club that I've ever been admitted to out of the dozens and dozens I am definitely already in.

[ Folds his arms and shrugs. ]

I don't know what the hell AU you're from, but trust me, the time powers are pretty fucking overrated. Wooftier grimbark girls try to manipulate you into using them and then just get killed leading to your own heroic as fuck death and then everyone's screwed. Anyway, I'd agree with you, because you're me and we're awesome as fuck, but I guess I'm feeling cynical after getting double stabbed and can't quite bring myself to invest in the Christmas miracle everyone else thinks is inevitable. What about the ring, anyway? Her Imperious Whothefuckever has it.