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[explosiveblossom]

Listen, Mun.

You've had your fun in all these 'memes,' messing around with my love life. I haven't said a word about it, either despite wanting to punch you for some of the things you've pulled.

But I'm putting my foot down. You're not up to date with everything that's happened. Don't you think you should catch up, before, oh, I don't know... throwing me into a game?

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[obstinates]

Yeah, your mun will definitely listen, Sakura-chan! Every time you put your foot down, you basically crack the planet, y'know!

[It's a compliment. Really.]

[explosiveblossom]

[SQUINTY EYES.

Well... she can kinda see his point, there.]

She's not intimidated by my chakra control! [Which is just like...what.]

[obstinates]

Ehhhh? Well, muns don't really know about all that sort of stuff. If she felt your monstrous strength firsthand, she'd really know to be on her guard.

[explosiveblossom]

Are you telling me to punch my mun like I punch you?

[obstinates]

... Maybe not. Ehh, wouldn't wish that on anybody, y'know?

OMG that icon

[explosiveblossom]

[Uh oh, watch out Naruto, Sakura's staring you dowwwwwn.]

if my prem paid was active, you'd see much more stupidity

[obstinates]

[Wait. SHIT. DID HE MESS UP AGAIN!?]

B-But yeah! You should totally hit her, Sakura-chan! That's what you should do!

[If he does a 180 on what he said, that'll fix it, right?!]

:<

[explosiveblossom]

[She crosses her arms over her chest. Taps her foot, even. Then she shakes her head.

Sometimes, she was convinced he was hopeless.]

What am I gonna do with you?

[obstinates]

[Is she asking a serious question?

Is he supposed to answer in a serious fashion?

See the inward struggle on his face as he tries to figure out if she's being rhetorical or not...?

Not that he knows what "rhetorical" actually means...]

[supersmash]

Yo, if my lazy-ass mun can blow through 1075 chapters, yours can get off her butt to catch up on your story too. Whip her into shape!

[explosiveblossom]

I think you just made my mun feel bad.

[supersmash]

Tough shit! If she's feelin' bad, tell her t' get productive! Nothin' beats off the blues like gettin' results!

[explosiveblossom]

Maybe she needs you to come over and kick her butt into gear. Whatever I'm doing isn't working.

[There's a pause, and then a loooooong sigh.] Mun says she'll read more canon. [Still, she doesn't look happy about something.]

[supersmash]

Whoopin' ass is just one of my many specialties.

[ And while being sensitive to girl's feelings isn't exactly one of them, Sakura's not exactly hiding her displeasure all too well. He softens his tone a little - not much, but a bit. ]

Yo... y'alright?

[explosiveblossom]

Maybe I'm losing my touch. Or maybe I'm just too nice to my mun.

[She eyes Sendou for a moment, then mutters:] She wants more ships for me.

She's so greedy!

[supersmash]

Y' gotta show tough love! Be hard on th' people y' care about so they improve!

[ Her other remark... just seems to confuse him a bit, but he ends up grinning wide all the same. ]

I dunno about gettin' yer own ship, but I know a guy who works on a fishing boat! I can probably land ya a job there!

[ is that good sakura

do you want to be a fisherman ]

[explosiveblossom]

I'll have to! Before she tries to hop onto another muse and torture them instead. Enough's enough!

[What. What? Oh, looks like he short circuited her brain. She's just staring at him with her mouth hanging open.]

[backina]

[oh, look. It's his son's maybe-not-quite-it's-complicated-kind-of-like-Kushina-girlfriend. Or maybe not.

He's going to ignore the first part for the moment because it doesn't seem like the kind of thing he should butt into much but the rest...]

Your mun must be very fond of you to be willing to review so much. Maybe they think a game will be a good place for you?

[explosiveblossom]

[Oh look, it's Naruto's dad. How the--okay you know what, she's just gonna roll with it.

It's a good thing he ignored the first part - she's pretty sure she would die from mortification if he knew who her mun had been pairing her up with lately.]

I wish... She's just a lazy bum. She wants to app without reviewing much!

[backina]

[Don't get him nosy. His mun's a terrible shipper and he's probably not far behind.]

Hm. That can be a problem. [It's not a deal breaker however. He can find encouragement. It's his part time job] Still, if she starts from where she wants your current canon point to be and works backward, maybe that would be easier on both of you! Your past will always be a part of who you are but who you are in the present is what counts. What time is she taking you from?

[explosiveblossom]

[Two more to team up with her mun? Yikes. She'd never hear the end of it if they joined forces.

Sakura blinks, mulling over his words.] You might be on to something! [Here, she laughs.] You're a genius! She wants to go with a more recent canon point. It's not like she's completely unfamiliar with what's happened so far, but it's been a while since she reviewed.

[backina]

[Minato's OTP is NarutoxHappiness4EVAR! He just wants all his village happy, okay?

There's a little noise at the 'genius' part, something exhaled and amused and he's smiling by the end.]

That's enough to get a good start! Everyone's watching current timeline pretty closely [He certainly is and you don't want to hear the language Kushina is no doubt using] so that's probably where most people will want to play from anyway. Start where you are and work her review backward. It'll make where you are that much more precious to her, getting to remember how you got there. Just don't let her slack off. Someone like you deserves complete effort.

/begs for forgiveness for the slow tag

[explosiveblossom]

[4EVAR x infinity!!

Sakura's kinda-sorta gaping at him... That's got to be the nicest thing anyone's said to her in a while. What a badass guy/dad/leader.]

It seems like it's working. She's not grumbling as much about reviewing this way, and I haven't had to - [She delicately coughs.] - uh, try to persuade her to cooperate.

no worries! I was gone this weekend anyway so we're all slow

[backina]

[ship team high-five!

also that's because you hang out with a lot of emotionally stunted guys, Sakura. Yes, Kakashi too. He's got hope at least for his son but he wouldn't go with the way that dark haired, red-eyed kid shows affection.

...

it gets out of hand*coughDadjokecough*]

Good! Tell her she's doing great! A little at a time and she'll be through it before she even knows it and there'll be no lack of confidence at all. [He's going to smile and dip his head just a bit] If it's anything like my wife's persuasion I'm glad for your mun. Though head concussions are very motivating.

I think I just died a little inside with that ending

[explosiveblossom]

[Huzzah!

Apparently, Sakura loves her emotionally stunted guys if we're going to go with what ch 700 dictates... which we're not, because mun is much displeased with all the character butchering. Some of them, more so than others. At least Kakashi means well. And Naruto... is Naruto. He's fine.

Oooooooh. Ba-dum-chhhhhh. Too soon?]

Concussions are very useful. They seem to work well on your - [Oh crap, backtrack, backtrack!]

Well she was happy with how things were progressing! I think she may want to avoid reviewing my history, for a little while, though. She wasn't too happy with what happened, and kind of lost interest with those 'tag' things this week.

She's even debated focusing on a new muse, after today. Not permanently, or anything. [Sakura's expression wavers with that admission. Just when she thought she was finally doing something right, and now, she's reminded once again that she's inadequate in some way.]


( ooc: I feel like an ass for pulling a guilt trip on myself with that last paragraph LMFAO. Dun worry Sakura, I hearts youuu <3 )