WTB canonmates

[explosiveblossom]

Listen, Mun.

You've had your fun in all these 'memes,' messing around with my love life. I haven't said a word about it, either despite wanting to punch you for some of the things you've pulled.

But I'm putting my foot down. You're not up to date with everything that's happened. Don't you think you should catch up, before, oh, I don't know... throwing me into a game?

Comments

[obstinates]

Yeah, your mun will definitely listen, Sakura-chan! Every time you put your foot down, you basically crack the planet, y'know!

[It's a compliment. Really.]

[explosiveblossom]

[SQUINTY EYES.

Well... she can kinda see his point, there.]

She's not intimidated by my chakra control! [Which is just like...what.]

[obstinates]

Ehhhh? Well, muns don't really know about all that sort of stuff. If she felt your monstrous strength firsthand, she'd really know to be on her guard.

[explosiveblossom]

Are you telling me to punch my mun like I punch you?

[obstinates]

... Maybe not. Ehh, wouldn't wish that on anybody, y'know?

OMG that icon

[explosiveblossom]

[Uh oh, watch out Naruto, Sakura's staring you dowwwwwn.]

if my prem paid was active, you'd see much more stupidity

[obstinates]

[Wait. SHIT. DID HE MESS UP AGAIN!?]

B-But yeah! You should totally hit her, Sakura-chan! That's what you should do!

[If he does a 180 on what he said, that'll fix it, right?!]

:<

[explosiveblossom]

[She crosses her arms over her chest. Taps her foot, even. Then she shakes her head.

Sometimes, she was convinced he was hopeless.]

What am I gonna do with you?

[supersmash]

Yo, if my lazy-ass mun can blow through 1075 chapters, yours can get off her butt to catch up on your story too. Whip her into shape!

[explosiveblossom]

I think you just made my mun feel bad.

[supersmash]

Tough shit! If she's feelin' bad, tell her t' get productive! Nothin' beats off the blues like gettin' results!

[explosiveblossom]

Maybe she needs you to come over and kick her butt into gear. Whatever I'm doing isn't working.

[There's a pause, and then a loooooong sigh.] Mun says she'll read more canon. [Still, she doesn't look happy about something.]

[supersmash]

Whoopin' ass is just one of my many specialties.

[ And while being sensitive to girl's feelings isn't exactly one of them, Sakura's not exactly hiding her displeasure all too well. He softens his tone a little - not much, but a bit. ]

Yo... y'alright?

[explosiveblossom]

Maybe I'm losing my touch. Or maybe I'm just too nice to my mun.

[She eyes Sendou for a moment, then mutters:] She wants more ships for me.

She's so greedy!

[supersmash]

Y' gotta show tough love! Be hard on th' people y' care about so they improve!

[ Her other remark... just seems to confuse him a bit, but he ends up grinning wide all the same. ]

I dunno about gettin' yer own ship, but I know a guy who works on a fishing boat! I can probably land ya a job there!

[ is that good sakura

do you want to be a fisherman ]

[explosiveblossom]

I'll have to! Before she tries to hop onto another muse and torture them instead. Enough's enough!

[What. What? Oh, looks like he short circuited her brain. She's just staring at him with her mouth hanging open.]

[supersmash]

Ohhhh, so yer takin' one for th' team! I gotta respect that, lookin' out for other folks and all.

[ Her dumbfounded look doesn't seem to dissuade him much, as he just claps a hand on her shoulder with an encouraging nod. ]

I can tell yer overjoyed, but don't get ahead of yourself! I ain't even asked him yet!

[explosiveblossom]

Someone's gotta. The others are too nice. Well... not all of them.

[Here, have an elbow to the gut.]

What the hell? Why would I want to go on a ship!?

[supersmash]

[ Whatever he may have said about her first comment is lost as he's promptly elbowed - he takes the hit pretty well, though it still doubles him over if only from the surprise of it. ]

Th' fuck was that for?! You were th' one talkin' about how yer mun wanted ya on more ships, or somethin'!

[explosiveblossom]

RE-LA-TION-SHIPS! [She groans, runs her fingers through her hair, then tugs on the ends.] Why me?!

[supersmash]

... Oh.

Coulda just said that from th' start, y'know.

[ But... wait, no, hold on-- ]

So you were gettin' mopey before because yer mun wants ya to have more relationships? What's so bad about that?

[explosiveblossom]

[She clutches woefully at her hair, laments to the heavens, then turns to him.]

Sex.

And dating. She wants to pimp me out. Who does that?! [Ouch, and if that shriek's a little too high pitched, it's totally unintentional.]

[supersmash]

... W-wait, so when y' say relationships, y' don't jus' mean like... between friends, or rivals, or whatever? It's all...

[ He makes some vague gesture towards her, trying to reference everything she just listed without actually repeating it all. ]

That stuff?

[explosiveblossom]

Well not with everyone. [So at least there was that. But seriously, there was only so much Sakura could take before she snapped.]

She wants me to have friends and rivals too. But she wants...

[She mimics his vague gesture.]

[supersmash]

[ Ah.

... Ah. He's slowly starting to see where this could be something worth getting upset over. ]

What about you? What do you want when it comes t'... y'know.

[ Gestures. ]