on the clusterfuck that's going to go down at havenrpg

[fortunefavored]

Are you trying to make both Spiderman and Wade and Travis hate me? Is that what this is?

You all are completely insane. I can't believe you're doing this to me. This is such bullshit, and I hate you.

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[fortunefavored]

Well, chivalry is an outdated misogynistic construct, so I'm not mourning that one, dude.

You know what is dead, though? My sanity.

Or, at least, it's going to be.

[webcast]

Y'know, in my experience it's best to just let it happen.

Embrace it.

Own it.




Why does God hate me.

[fortunefavored]

That sounds way too easy for me to get on board with, dude.

Also, God hates you because our gods are young adult men and women. Mostly women. That's why.

[webcast]

What if I chose to stop believing in—

[statue still.

GRABS HEAD.]

I BELIEVE, I BELIEVE.

[fortunefavored]

[.....what the fuck]

...dude. What.