on the clusterfuck that's going to go down at havenrpg

[fortunefavored]

Are you trying to make both Spiderman and Wade and Travis hate me? Is that what this is?

You all are completely insane. I can't believe you're doing this to me. This is such bullshit, and I hate you.

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[ishotyouuu]

How the fuck do you think I feel?! I'm gonna be on the receiving end of all of this shit!

[fortunefavored]

I got nothin', man.

You hear me?

Nothing.

This is so not my fault, I swear. It's theirs. I remove all responsibility for this.

[ishotyouuu]

Yeah, I haven't seen my mun this excited in weeks. On the one hand, I'm happy she's paying more attention to me instead of fucking video games, but on the other... if this is what it takes to get her interested in me again, count me the fuck out.

[fortunefavored]

Yeah, man, same. This is the most into it I've seen her in a while, but this seriously wasn't my top choice of events.

At least no one's dying?

Hopefully?

[ishotyouuu]

I wouldn't count that out just yet. My mun's giggling like a schoolgirl right now. She's giggling. She never giggles. That's settin' off my warning bells somethin' fierce.

[hasitsthorns]

At least you aren't going to be eating one of them.

[ SIGH.

She doesn't even go here anymore, what the hell. ]

[fortunefavored]

...yeah, no, definitely not going to be doing that.

Weird, Rosie. Super weird.

[hasitsthorns]

Hey, now. Don't judge.

We all have our vices. Mine just happens to be eating flesh.

[fortunefavored]

....

Y'know, I think it says something about how long I've been in Haven that my visceral reaction to it is: well, at least she's not killing anyone, so it's no big deal.

[webcast]

Chivalry is officially dead.

[fortunefavored]

Well, chivalry is an outdated misogynistic construct, so I'm not mourning that one, dude.

You know what is dead, though? My sanity.

Or, at least, it's going to be.

[webcast]

Y'know, in my experience it's best to just let it happen.

Embrace it.

Own it.




Why does God hate me.

[fortunefavored]

That sounds way too easy for me to get on board with, dude.

Also, God hates you because our gods are young adult men and women. Mostly women. That's why.

[webcast]

What if I chose to stop believing in—

[statue still.

GRABS HEAD.]

I BELIEVE, I BELIEVE.

[fortunefavored]

[.....what the fuck]

...dude. What.

[riskbreaker]

[sup, travis isnt here right now, have one of his neighbors.]

What is it this time? Gods.

[fortunefavored]

Massive amounts of misunderstandings about people dating and not dating and gossip and stuff like that.