Voice Testing

[brattywitchboy]

A paid account! I want it, I want it, I want it! Mun! Buy me a paid account, now! Right now! I order you to buy one! I want a paid account and strawberry ice-cream, and I want them right this second!

Vile woman, white chocolate won't do! Are you dumb or something?! Nothing is as good as strawberry. Nothing!

Comments

[god_not_goth]

Well the user name is appropriate.

[brattywitchboy]

Shut up, you!

[god_not_goth]

A rather bold command when speaking to a god.

[brattywitchboy]

A god? Ha! Like I care! I'm Lord of Chaos! I destroy gods, loser!

[allthesensors]

No one cares about what you want.

[brattywitchboy]

And no one cares about you.

[allthesensors]

How's that paid account coming along for you? Mine's come in pretty handy.

[brattywitchboy]

[He's not even going to answer that, because, you know, Teekl's super interesting and needs a very thorough petting.]

[crockshot]

What you want is another thrashing. Do you ever shut up?

[brattywitchboy]

Do you ever stop pining for the redhead?

[crockshot]

I'm not pining after anyone.

[speedyfanboy]

Why would anyone want you floating in their headspace?

...

And strawberry is the most boring flavor after vanilla.

[brattywitchboy]

The woman can see how awesome I really am. I don't expect someone stupid to understand, Flash Child.

And nothing is better than strawberry! Nothing!

[speedyfanboy]

If by "awesome" you mean "lame."

Chocolate? Way better!

[backwordscompatible]

...well, you're as charming as ever.

[brattywitchboy]

Yes, yes, hide your feelings for me under stupid comments. Can't you just accepted I'll never like you? Seriously annoying.

[backwordscompatible]

Who's hiding? The only reason I can't express what I truly think of you is because there might be children nearby.

[chemistryinmotion]

... God, you're annoying. Like, more annoying than me annoying, and that's saying something. How does your mun even put up with you?

[brattywitchboy]

God, you're forgettable, Speedy.

And she let me stay because she can realize, even through her thick human skull, that I'm the best.

1/2

[chemistryinmotion]

Ha ha, very funny. I know you know who I am, witch boy. You might be annoying, but you're not dumb.

2/2

[chemistryinmotion]

... Aaand I just complimented you. Good one, Wally, like his ego really needs any more boosting.

[kingunmaker]

My, it is a disgrace how hard it is to find good help these days, is it not?

[brattywitchboy]

Really, it's just nice to know someone can appreciate the need for for good help.

[kingunmaker]

It is a sad truth that so few of these mundanes understand how necessary it is for a ruler to have an efficient, obedient work-force. I suppose I am fortunate in that I at least have some of my private servants still in my possession, because if all I had to rely on was this slovenly and oh so 'mundane' man...

[Oh, he simply shakes his head at the TRAGEDY of that hypothetical situation. It is ~far too much to imagine~]

[shazammed]

Man, I'm ten and even I know that throwing a tantrum isn't gonna get you what you want.